Today, my girlfriend of over a year confessed to me she was in love with another man, Jasper. He was the perfect in her eyes and she finds him irresistibly sexy. I asked her who Jasper was, it turns out he's a fictional vampire she reads about on Twilight Fan Fiction. MLIT
This, my friend, deserves to go on FML.
JASPER IS THE CUTEST I LOVE HIM MY LAST BOYFRIEND CALLED ME HIS LITTLE PIXIE SO I CALLED HIM MY HANDSOME PRINCE ALLL MY FRIENDS SAID WE WERE THE PERFECT ALICE AND JASPER COUPLE WERE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE IT SEEMS HE HAD ANOTHER LITTLE PIXIE
That sucks. I'm sorry, pal. Too bad twilight fantards are too dumb to realize that a) Jasper and edtard and jacunt aren't real nor are there any teal life guys like them (thank crod) but also b) the actors won't date retarded fantards. I suggest you dump her if you haven't already and find a girlfriend with a more stable fandom, like LOTR HP or star wars. Or anything that isn't twitlit for that matter.
It's amazing how many people are broken up because of Twilight.
Please, find a new girlfriend. That's ridiculous. Not all girls are twi-hards, don't judge us too harshly.
Yeah, some of us are really very decent. But, please, drop her.
Wow, sorry dude. Find a new girl. Not all of us are twitards. Because if a poorly-developed fictional character is perfect in her eyes, and you aren't, she seriously needs some help.
ouch. i'm sorry honey. minialic: STFU NOT EVERYTHING YOU TYPE NEEDS TO BE IN CAPS!
Man, that is really sad. I want to give you a hug now & say that people over at Averagewizard.com aren't crazy obsessive fans that dump their boyfriends for a fictional character. -hugs you through my laptop- We are here for you, my friend.
Ouch, I agree with number 1. You should break up with her and date an HP fan, we're much cooler. =]
#13, he should break up with her and date a goddamn brick. Bricks are definitely smarter, and infinitely more attractive.
I'm so glad to see there are fellow hp fans on this site to make fun of twihards but I agree find a average wizard girl we don't break up with you for won won or anything fyl
Dude, dump her. I'm fairly positive that multiple humans, who don't sparkle and aren't gay, would be better for you. Even an awesome wizard would do.
dude she's insane, i agree with the guy above
i hope you didnt take it seriously...
I'm sorry that your girlfriend is a Twitard. I suggest breaking up with her to find another girl with a healthier obsession like HP. We HP fans don't obsess over fictional boys. So get a better girl, date an HP fan! ;)
Dude, that sucks! Twihardsfail is right, we at AverageWizards don't put cut-outs of actors by our beds (I might give myself a heart-attack).
It makes me insanely happy to see all the HP fans setting the world straight. Break up with this girl and run. Fast.
you poor soul, my condolences go out to you.
Someone with intelligence! That means you should dump her. fast.
Dump her. Before she decides to be like half the other twitards on here and dumps you for whatevertheheckhisnameis.
FYL. Dump her man, or she'll name your children Renesmee. all of them.
You could do so much better. For real. Not all girls are insane like that.
Oh dear.
Why isn't this on FML?
I feel sorry for you.
jasper sucl he nbot edward shes not taste
Hey, at least you won't have to name your kids anything messed up, now! ^_^ Or, you know, threaten suicide to show her you love her.
i feel really bad for you. you should tell her youre in love with hermione granger
Has she taken to calling you Jasper at inopportune moments?
I am so sorry, you're better off
aw sweetie....for your sake I hope you get out now
I am soooooo sorry for you! Someone will come along that realizes that they have to be with a real man and not a fictional character. Good luck!
You poor boy. That just sucks.
FYL, for it hath become Twilight.
haha I would do the same thing ;)
TEAM JASPER!!!! (but he's mine :D)
Ouch. My condolences, please dump her and fine a more respectable girl.
Jasper? JASPER?? You need to break up with her NOW! And get someone who is a Potter fan.
Wow, I hope you broke up with her. Am I the only girl who hates this series?
You'll be fine, Jasper's mine!
I hate it when guys assume all girls love Twilight. I'm a girl. I don't like Twilight. SO THERE! :P Fan Fiction is VERY awesome, but I hate Twilight fanfictions...I write Twilight fanfictions. But they make fun of Twilight, so does that still count?
i hate twilight. and obsessive twilight fans....and word of advice, there are sane people in the world. find one of them. one that isnt in love with a fake book character.
tell her to have fun making out with the book
And I hope you dumped her sorry a**.
Well why were you dating a cunt like her anyway?
break up with her no one likes Jasper everyone likes Edward or Jacob you need to pick one
I actually feel pity. This is a FML, like someone before pointed out. Anyone would deserve better. Dump her, burn her, whatever. Just get her out of your life, and you'll be happier. Trust me.
Wrong website this is definitely a FML.
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