I feel bad everytime a critic or friend bashes twilight. I just turn red and i feel all warm like a werewolf. I am so protective of the series that i spend my time quarreling with them and commenting on twillight posts especially in EW. I literally write drafts of how this certain scene should be
Twilight will rot your soul :
twilight is the AIDS of literature. And most teens don't even know they have it and the ones who do are usually deranged beyond repair.
Here's some simple math for you.
harrypotter>twilight*100000+1092847575666696683738495969
MLIA>MLIG>FML>TFLN>MLIT
yourlife=fail
That shows you have no life. Quick everyone, we have to convert everyone we can before the Twitards completely take over this generation!!
Twilight is possibly the worst book ever written, that woman must have been drunk when she allowed it to go to publishing. It lacks a plot, is entirely composed of characterless people, lack style, and has also been the worst movie ever.
I love you all. This is my true love a moose, why do people think Im weird? Just because I talk to objects and kiss them?
You know, she posted that she felt bad when people bashed Twilight, and now you're bashing it. Um, mean much? Yeah.
Now, you might not care for my opinion, Rowena, but this is kindly meant: I would avoid bringing it up around friends who hate Twilight. I do the same thing with friends who aren't Lord of the Rings fans (while I am), etc. and it works. I don't heap scorn on Twilight when I'm speaking to friends who have an emotional attachment to Twilight, thought they *do* know what I think of it. If you see a heading online that indicates someone is about to write about how much they don't like Twilight, I suggest you don't click on it. There are ways to avoid being an emotional martyr, dearie.
@ #8: I think she was drunk while writing them, too
Here's some more simple math: Harry Potter> Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort> Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory=Edward Cullen.Edward Cullen=Twilight. Therefore, Harry Potter>Twilight. Suck it.
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