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Today I was was walking through a meadow and I heard thunder.. the Cullens are playing baseball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XxX MLIT

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So twilight! (101) - Needs more twilight.. (435)

Jul 4, 2011 01:27 PM - Love - by princesswagamamma

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The Cullens aren't real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 - May 23, 3272 01:10 PM by no questions = no lies
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I had a thought... when there's thunder, there's usually lightning. And water conducts electricity. See where I'm going with this?

#2 - Jul 14, 2011 11:00 AM by BlackhawkDawn
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#3 - May 23, 629 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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Actually thunder is when two clouds smash together. Lightening is electricity. Rain is water... not Edward Cullen's tears as he watches Bella getting hit by a bus.

#4 - Aug 7, 2011 01:53 PM by GoTeamHarry!
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So you were just walking through a meadow. Really.

#5 - May 23, 3447 01:14 PM by LordVoldemortKilledEdward
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Hello. I don't mean to be offensive, but here's what I have to say... 1. Just because it's raining doesn't mean mythical bloodsucking creatures are playing baseball. 2. I suggest you start taking hallucination meds. If you're not careful, you might start seeing Edward all the time and jump off a cliff in hopes he will rescue you. Thanks for reading.

#6 - May 23, 4776 01:19 PM by toaster12
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So whenever it thunders, some sparkly freaks are playing baseball? I'm sure this is false

#7 - Jan 17, 2012 04:49 PM by Twilighthater42
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Go see if it's really them! I'm sure the lightning won't kill you or paralyze you! Even so, Edward will save you afterward, I'm sure of it!

#8 - Feb 10, 2012 07:27 PM by TwilightislikeBieber
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Some advice I would give the OP is: 1. Get a life, 2. Stop believing in Twilight crap, and 3. Never walk near trees in a thunderstorm unless you would like to get hit by lightning.

#9 - Mar 7, 2012 06:19 PM by Rapunzel
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Well, that usually means there's a storm coming. Not the sparkly pieces of shit playing baseball. I suggest you get the fuck out of that field and start running as fast as you can to your house. But I hope you get struck by lightning. We don't need your kind of people here.

#10 - Apr 29, 2012 03:13 AM by IAmArthurKirkland
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No... Lightning struck, pushing the air around it away. The thunder you thought was canaballistic fairies playing a poor imitation of baseball was actually two clouds of air rushing toward each other with such force that when they meet a sonic boom occurs.

#11 - Aug 4, 2012 10:04 PM by PotterheadAllOverThePlace
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