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Today, I realized, my name starts with a B! Just like BELLA! And my boyfriend Eric's name starts with E like Edward! It was meant to be... MLIT!

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So twilight! (83) - Needs more twilight.. (745)

Jun 24, 2011 03:39 PM - Love - by TWILIGHTISMYLIFE!!!!:

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*facepalm*

#1 - May 23, 9862 01:10 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

#2 - May 23, 3470 01:10 PM by no questions = no lies
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^ Let's take my rocketship to Mars and go to PIGFARTS!!

#3 - Jul 16, 2011 06:54 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ YES! And we can take the MLIA-ers.

#4 - Jul 16, 2011 10:55 PM by no questions = no lies
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^ And the Average Wizards! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here we come, Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum, yum, yum...

#5 - Jul 17, 2011 06:37 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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And that poor sexually abused dog that random girl kissed!

#6 - Jul 17, 2011 07:23 AM by no questions = no lies
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Not to mention all the friends, boyfriends/husbands, and family members that have been victims of the evil Twi-hards

#7 - Jul 17, 2011 01:46 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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This is like the post about someone's hair being brown like Bella's. *facepalm*

#8 - Jul 18, 2011 03:29 PM by EdwardisreallyCedric
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@7 And, of course, my stuffed manatee. @^ You mean "bown."

#9 - Jul 19, 2011 01:35 PM by no questions = no lies
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Merlin help this girl

#10 - Jul 19, 2011 06:12 PM by AccioStarkid
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#11 - May 23, 813 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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Merlin's beard, what has the world come to?

#12 - Jul 27, 2011 11:20 AM by singingcutie95
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I wouldn't be surprised if you were a blonde......

#13 - Jul 29, 2011 11:56 AM by ihatertwilight
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What is has happened to the world?!

#14 - Jul 30, 2011 03:37 AM by hermionexx
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You are a fucking idiot.

#15 - May 23, 6456 01:12 PM by ScottieSummers
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Honey, Bella and Edward's relationship was dysfunctional, and the first letters of their names had absolutely nothing to do with the fact they were together. Are you serious? Because if you are, I would suggest reading a good book, like Looking for Alaska. And if you aren't, then what are you doing with your life? I don't think I understand.

#16 - Aug 8, 2011 10:22 PM by ravenclawgrrl
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Okay listen. There are millions of people in the world that start with B, or E. Get over yourself.

#17 - Aug 9, 2011 04:24 PM by Edward=Fairy
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*facewall* You.Are.An.Idiot.

#18 - Nov 1, 2011 10:06 AM by slytherwin
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Somebody kill this bitch.

#19 - May 23, 6730 01:22 PM by IAmArthurKirkland
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hahaha this is so sad.

#20 - Dec 25, 2011 03:46 PM by JOHNEARL
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Facepalm... This why only the dumbest of the dumb read twilight

#21 - Dec 29, 2011 08:54 PM by jcarroll
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If you guys are going to pigfarts, i am an mlia-er and i would love to come! we could spend the whole journey dis-ing twilight instead of hibernating :D

#22 - Jan 7, 2012 01:44 PM by TWILIGHTSUCKSMLIAROCKS
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@TWILIGHTSUCKSMLIAROCKS I'll go 2 pigfarts cuz there's no twilight on mars!

#23 - May 23, 249 01:27 PM by hpalldaway
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You are a fool, this is an enormous coincidence that is all.

#24 - Feb 10, 2012 08:33 PM by link6474
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Assuming that you are old enough to have read Twilight, you must be around 14+. Therefore, it took you 14 or more years to realize your name starts with the letter "B"? The letters of the alphabet are limited, so therefore the letter "B" is fairly common. Oh, and a word of advice, just because your boyfriend's name starts with an "E" does not mean you are "meant to be".

#25 - Mar 7, 2012 06:38 PM by Rapunzel
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@The Fifth Marauder and @no questions = no lies Sounds like a plan. I'll tell the mlia'ers and we can meet at Hogwarts! And don't forget to bring Draco/Lauren Lopez!

#26 - Mar 14, 2012 05:29 PM by Rumblerooooooar
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You're just mad because your relationship isn't as awesome as B & E's.

#27 - Apr 6, 2012 05:53 AM by jiggyjiggyjiggy
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Jingle bells,Twilight smells, Edward rans away, Jacob cries,Bella dies, Potter all the way!

#28 - Apr 24, 2012 03:20 PM by Hermoine_Granger
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oh dead wizard guys...well I'm going to be coming to Pigfarts with the The Fith Marauder No Questions Rumbleroooooar and the rest of average wizard mlia and lauren lopez/ draco....I'll go get my rocket ship....come on guys let's go visit Dumbledore

#29 - Jul 6, 2012 06:44 PM by averystarkidgirl
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get a life goddammit!!!!

#30 - Jul 10, 2012 05:28 AM by animerocks!!
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@the fifth marauder and no questions = no lies we should also bring unicorns and narwhals so we can populate Mars with them :D

#31 - Jul 18, 2012 04:59 PM by MLIA_ALL_THE_WAY
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Calm the fuck down, bitch! It's a LETTER, not a sign from God.

#32 - Aug 17, 2012 11:21 PM by Master Porky
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@The Fifth Marauder- Is there room for a proud MLIA-er on that rocketship?

#33 - May 23, 977 01:45 PM by Proud MLIA-er
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