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Today I decided to name my puppy Mr. Edward. He is bronze. I think I'm in love :)

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So twilight! (139) - Needs more twilight.. (130)

May 25, 5413 12:59 PM - Love - by OPTIMUS.

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Ew. I( hope you didn't mean that the way it was worded. Furry.

#1 - Dec 15, 2009 06:33 PM by Juniorauror
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Jacob black is the dog. You obviously aren't smart enough to call yourself a fan.. Haha I don't even like twilight.

#2 - Dec 22, 2009 12:38 AM by Alayne
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Wow, now you can have sex with him and pretend it's Jacob Black! Good one, two for one!

#3 - Jan 10, 2010 04:03 PM by harrypotter>twitards
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Haha. I really pitty the future of your dogs life. That dog needs to be taken to the RSPCA where it can be placed in a loving home amoungst people who are actually in touch with the real world and are trusted to take proper care of him..

#4 - Jan 17, 2010 03:31 AM by twilight sucks ass
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Beastiology !

#5 - Jan 19, 2010 06:44 AM by Ellernnn
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It's. A. Dog.

#6 - Feb 28, 2010 08:19 PM by thisiscrazy
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Well, I would rather you be in love with a dog than Edward...

#7 - Jul 10, 2010 09:37 PM by Team_weasley
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@OP: Cool name! Your dog sounds cool.

#8 - Aug 25, 2010 07:24 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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lol

#9 - Sep 3, 2010 11:32 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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^Yeah, bestiality is soooo funny.

#10 - Sep 13, 2010 05:43 PM by teamjoewalker
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yeah thats not weird TEAM JACOB

#11 - Oct 20, 2010 02:23 PM by Alice!
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I have a dog, I named them Spot, they are spotted. Spot likes to eat things, mainly twilight books. You've all been warned.

#12 - Feb 24, 2011 12:47 PM by TwilightMakesMeSick
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Bestiality, anyone?

#13 - Jun 28, 2011 08:44 PM by no questions = no lies
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