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Today my friend deciede to tell me about er love life. Her pale and mysterious boyfriend of 13 months just dumped her and she is dating our best friend who is native american and has a normal temperature of 99.5 Degrees. I couldn't help but blurt "your life is Twilight!"

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So twilight! (152) - Needs more twilight.. (38)

Dec 6, 2009 06:33 AM - Love - by screamingxon_thexinside

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That's about 2 degrees higher than normal and twilighters there are dark vampires. The end.

#1 - Dec 21, 2009 09:07 PM by Aradia
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I agree. Saying that all vampires are pale is racist. MLIM

#2 - May 27, 2010 03:13 PM by twilightsucksmonkey
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lol

#3 - Aug 24, 2010 02:13 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Yaaaah fake

#4 - Feb 4, 2011 09:23 PM by What?
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