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Today, my bf thought it would be romantic to climb through my bedroom window. I pushed him back out because he's not Edward. MLIT

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Dec 3, 2009 07:54 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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you're a bitch. i hope he never tries to do anything nice for you again.

#1 - Dec 9, 2009 10:39 PM by harlehatschi
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harsh much =/

#2 - Dec 10, 2009 03:43 PM by vampgirl runs withwolves
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i'm guessing he dumped your ass, and is out hopefully fucking some big ass titty bitches

#3 - Dec 14, 2009 02:08 PM by Nate Eastwood
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Omg, thats just so dumb of you. Hopefully hes with someone whos not obsessed with a fake character out of a movie. A lame movie, I might add.

#4 - Dec 15, 2009 04:32 AM by HarryPDefeatsEdwardC
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i pray you two arent together anymore

#5 - Dec 15, 2009 06:59 PM by ryu
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give me his number. He can crawl in my window any time he wants :)

#6 - Dec 19, 2009 11:55 AM by sardonic
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oh i get it. its only cute when people OVER 100 years old climb in.

#7 - Dec 20, 2009 04:51 AM by jacob is sirius
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I hope your boyfriend leaves you. Because if your creepy obsession isn't bad enough, you pushed him out of a window. I'm glad nice gestures don't go unnoticed.

#8 - Dec 20, 2009 01:39 PM by averagewizardisbetter
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ur bf is trying to be sweet, and YOU PUSH HIM OUT OF A F'ING WNDOW BECAUSE HE'S NOT SOME FiCTiONAL FAGGOT?!

#9 - Dec 21, 2009 12:15 PM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right! NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!

#10 - Dec 22, 2009 01:59 PM by REALITY_CHECK
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Sweet Jesus! You pushed him out a window?! Because he wasn't a sparkling vampire!?

#11 - Dec 31, 2009 11:38 AM by So... yeah
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You are a horrible horrible person. He was trying to accept and understand your obsession and find a way to make you love him even if he could never measure up in your mind to your precious "Edward" and yet you did not even give hium a chance. I hope you die alone.

#12 - Jan 3, 2010 05:08 AM by Sweetness
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you are horrid person and i hope he dumps you.

#13 - Jan 5, 2010 04:38 PM by Severus_Snape FTW
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That's horrible! why in the world of fuck would u do that!? hes only trying to be what ur dreams want!! he SHOULD dump u, bitch!

#14 - Jan 9, 2010 08:14 PM by edwardismybitch
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you are a f***ing bitch, why the hell would you push your boyfriend out of a f***ing window just because he wasnt a 108 year old faggot virgin?! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! your a cow and i hope he broke up with you for being a d***head.

#15 - Jan 14, 2010 07:18 PM by Hayley.
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....and he broke up with you because he fell 2 stories and broke his leg and arm....

#16 - Jan 17, 2010 06:31 PM by Luna Lovegood
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I sincerely hope this is fake as I can't imagine any real person actually pushing some, especially her boyfriend, out a window. You are an Idiot.

#17 - Jan 17, 2010 09:24 PM by thisissostupid
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Wow, you're kinda fucked up

#18 - Jan 19, 2010 03:14 PM by Xander
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..Kinda? O_o

#19 - Jan 31, 2010 08:15 PM by AlbinoCrow
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Oh, yay, let's push someone out a window, potentially KILLING them depending how high up, just because they aren't the sparkling FAKE vampire of your wet dreams. Seriously, what the hell? I sincerely hope this is fake, because it's people like you who scare the shit out of me. Being thriteen, I'm used to being surrounded by morons who obsess over the latest horrible things, but it's things like this that really, really, make me lose faith in people. :/

#20 - Feb 7, 2010 06:23 AM by DraculaDoesn'tSparkle.
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That's terrible. My boyfriend won't even entertain the idea of Twilight for a second; won't stop insulting it long enough to talk about it in a civil manner. And here your boyfriend is, trying a accept and understand your passion by doing something that he thinks you want, that he knows you'll like, and you reward his efforts by PUSHING HIM OUT A FREAKING WINDOW???!!! What an ungateful little witch! Enjoy dreaming about Edward climbing through your window for the rest of your life (because I guarantee it will never happen) and good luck finding another guy who will be as nice as this one was.

#21 - Feb 20, 2010 01:39 PM by ShadowsHeir
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Is he alright?! What kind of heartless bitch are you? He's putting up with your ridiculous obsession with Tw*l*g*t and you repay him by PUSHING HIM OUT A WINDOW?!?!?!?! What the fuck?

#22 - Feb 23, 2010 11:58 PM by SlytherinQueen13
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HE COULD'VE GOTTEN HURT!! YOU ARE HEARTLESS

#23 - Apr 26, 2010 02:48 PM by HermionexGranger
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Wow. You need help. Seriously. Go get help NOW.

#24 - Jul 2, 2010 03:36 AM by Lokiara
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Correct post: "Today, I thought I'd be romantic and climb through my crazy Twihard girlfriend's window because for some reason, she's obsessed with a fictional vampire. She pushed me out the window because I'm not a sparkly loser. FML"

#25 - Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM by plague_rat42
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Is he OK?

#26 - Sep 3, 2010 03:34 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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You pushed your boyfriend out a window??? BITCH!

#27 - Sep 5, 2010 03:44 PM by teamjoewalker
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1. Your boyfriend, if he still is after what you did, is a fucking creepy perv. And 2. You are a complete bitch and I hope he dumped your crazy ass.

#28 - Nov 17, 2010 05:11 PM by BuffyStakedEdward
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Please tell me your window is directly above a safe surface for him to land on.

#29 - Dec 10, 2010 10:12 PM by Thrall
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i hope he dumped you...off a cliff. or into an insane asylum. you are an obsessed crazy BITCH.

#30 - Jan 4, 2011 03:05 PM by MLIAers4ever
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Okay, so you have a few problems. 1) Your hopefully former bf crawled through your window like a sparkling dude. 2) You pushed him OUT said window. Really, I hope he didn't call the cops because that would suck for you!

#31 - Jan 30, 2011 07:39 PM by Twilight=2012early!
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You actually pushed your boyfriend out of a window? I'm pretty sure that he can press charges for that. Also, if he needed to go to the hospital, you should pay the bill

#32 - May 22, 562 01:26 PM by Twilighthater42
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