I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you stairing at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT
dang girl thats kinda cold ur poor bf
I hope he dumped your two-timing skank ass.
aww how sweet, you don't even respect him :)
Wow.
That's bitchy.
You don't deserve to have him if that's how you're going to treat him.
Edward doesn't exist, get a reality check.
Hehe, i love this story. I bet he beat up the first person he saw that day called Edward lol.
I hope he dumps you. You are a shallow bitch
you don't deserve someone as good as him. you and edward are faggots.
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
i suggest you let your boyfriend watch twilight...
Okey girl this is too much...........
but still LOLXDDD
Wow, your poor boyfriend. Oh well. You probably would've dumped him soon for not being stone-cold. Come to think of it...poor boyfriends EVERYWHERE.
lmao, that was petty. .i don't blame you though !
That is... disgusting. Seriously? You had dream sex with Edward? *shudder* I need therapy.
how can a vampire get an erection anyway..
so... yeah: this entire site will pretty much cause me to need therapy, but i have a community service quota, so this is it.
I feel so bad for that guy.
technacally, since Edward is "a vampire" and has no blood in his body, there is no way anybody can have sex with him. no blood can go through his penis :) but you can totally masturbate to your cutout of him! have fun with that.
He should send you to the mental asylum. You're nuts *no pun intended.*
Wow. Poor guy. He deserves better.
Oh, and you could never have sex with a guy who can't get a boner. So have fun with his fictional flabby penis, since he's so much better than a real guy.
Goes to show, Twilight is just a wet dream =) Quite literally. I hope the guy leaves you.
Poor guy. His boyfriend is more proud of a fictional character than a real person.
While I agree with the general sentiment of shallowness, etc., I wanted to point out the complete misuse of the English language. Have you heard of a thing called grammar? It's awesome.
Some dick head from Twilight.
Whoah. Uh, I love Twilight and all, but really?! You had a dream you were screwing a fictional character? I'm worried about some of you people :S
(1). You have wet dreams about sparkly vampires. You sleep beside your boyfriend, on the same bed. This is why our civilization is going to hell. Do you know this, filthy bitch?
Poor boy...
Isn't this like... mentally cheating on him?
Mmm, Sparkle sex. It's that just great? Oh God get a life.
I agree with your boyfriend, and i hope hes p.o.ed at you for wanting to bang a stupid character.
This post is obviously fake because it mentions having a boyfried. A dildo with "EDWURD" scribled across it with cheeto dust and sparkles on it is not equal to a "boyfriend".
Damn... I can't believe u had sex with a gay and sparkling man. You disgust me.
Bitch. You want to have sex with a sparkling asshole when you are in bed with your boyfriend? Why don't you fuck yourself. I feel bad for your boyfriend. What a shallow whore..... Fucker.
I feel so sorry for your probably now ex-boyfriend.
Er. Nice to know you're wet dreams are about fictional pedophile characters.
Lol #34, its probably the closest thing she's ever had
Those dreams have special names. Nightmares.
You don't deserve your boyfriend. Go have sex with your Edward Cullen cut-out and stop being a bitch to your boyfriend. And I question whether you have an actual "boyfriend" instead of calling your Twilight dildo your "boyfriend."
Having sex with a fictional character? Seriously? I hope your poor boyfriend dumps you. He does not deserve to be treated like that. Poor hopefully-ex-boyfriend of yours.....
I fear the day that people like you decide to have kids.
im sorry that you're banging someone who isn't real. One day you might grow up and then you'll die alone. Have a nice day!
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious! Poor guy. You're so mean.
Awww..how sweet, you don't give a shit about your boyfriend. He should have slapped you.
You have a boyfriend and you had a dirty dream about a fictional character? That's really... stupid.
Twilight is crap, and MLIT is MORONIC. Probably the biggest waste of time I've seen some obsessed fangirls/boys start in my life.
wow.... i hope he dumps you for a girl named hermionie you shallow prick
I agree with #51.I mean seriously?And you aren't even bloody joking!Thats so disturbing.I hope he breaks with you.Such a prick.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
You do understand that because he is dead and has no blood pumping through his veins, he would not we able to have and erection. Have fun fantasizing about that!
You do understand that because he is dead and has no blood pumping through his veins, he would not we able to have and erection. Have fun fantasizing about that!
Sounds like an FML: "Today I found out my mentally defective (now ex)girlfriend dreams about sleeping with a fictional dead sparkling fairy princess instead of me." I hope he dumped your sorry ass.
You are worthless, and don't deserve any relationship with a guy. I don't know you at all, but I despise the fact that you exist. I should have you fed to the Ultimate Chimera, or slowly torn apart in reconstruction!
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