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I learned songs about the Confederacy so Jasper would love me. MLIT.

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So twilight! (103) - Needs more twilight.. (55)

Nov 30, 2009 04:18 PM - Love - by ohyesohgodohjake

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And anyone from the Union, anyone who is or is related to African Americans and anyone who knew you knew these songs and liked Twilight would kill you, gut you, and hang you for display in a store

#1 - Feb 24, 2010 11:56 AM by Anger_Issues
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Heres a little secret for you JASPER isn't real sorry

#2 - Jun 15, 2010 09:25 PM by angelaamputate
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*sarcastically* OMG yeah, that would totally work... IF JASPER WAS REAL

#3 - Jul 27, 2010 06:14 PM by mlia4eva
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You are fucking mental... Seriously? Jasper isn't fucking real. You don't see Harry Potter fans out there colouring their hair RED or putting FRECKLES on themselves because they wanna look like Ginny to have him love them. You are so fucking stupid. And if he was real.. I hope to Merlin he would kill you the minute he sees you. Voldmort out, bitches.

#4 - Sep 13, 2010 08:09 PM by Gryffindor_Seeker
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... So a fictional character without a soul can actually feel love? Never knew that. Next thing you know Voldemort will be getting married.

#5 - Oct 24, 2010 09:40 AM by siriuslychibi
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Sorry to break it to you (ok, so that was extremely sarcastic), but Jasper doesn't exist. He is fictional. You cannot be loved by someone who isn't even real. Oh, & @siriuslychibi: Couldn't have put it better myself!

#6 - Jan 18, 2011 01:07 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I admit that Jasper was my favorite when I liked the series, and I still have a soft spot for him even in hatred of those stupid book, but SERIOUSLY?

#7 - Feb 8, 2011 12:41 PM by no questions = no lies
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