I learned songs about the Confederacy so Jasper would love me. MLIT.
And anyone from the Union, anyone who is or is related to African Americans and anyone who knew you knew these songs and liked Twilight would kill you, gut you, and hang you for display in a store
Heres a little secret for you JASPER isn't real sorry
*sarcastically* OMG yeah, that would totally work... IF JASPER WAS REAL
You are fucking mental... Seriously? Jasper isn't fucking real. You don't see Harry Potter fans out there colouring their hair RED or putting FRECKLES on themselves because they wanna look like Ginny to have him love them. You are so fucking stupid. And if he was real.. I hope to Merlin he would kill you the minute he sees you. Voldmort out, bitches.
... So a fictional character without a soul can actually feel love? Never knew that. Next thing you know Voldemort will be getting married.
Sorry to break it to you (ok, so that was extremely sarcastic), but Jasper doesn't exist. He is fictional. You cannot be loved by someone who isn't even real. Oh, & @siriuslychibi: Couldn't have put it better myself!
I admit that Jasper was my favorite when I liked the series, and I still have a soft spot for him even in hatred of those stupid book, but SERIOUSLY?
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