A month ago, my sister started dating someone who looks a lot like Edward Cullen. For the past month, I've been subtly flirting and "accidentally" pouring sparkles on him. Today, my sister found out, and she told me to stay away from her boyfriend. Nothing can stop the path of true love. MLIT
Except, perhaps, a restraining order.
Thats really mean of you,
flirting with your sisters bf.
I think youre a bitch.
Twihard or not.
Really? You know, you twihards think any boy over 5'7'' with brown hair and brown eyes looks like Edward. That has to be one in twenty. If I was your sister, I would beat you. Please reconsider the repercussions of your actions, ie. no one likes you.
creeper, flirting with your sisters boyfriend is not acceptable under any circumstances, i completely agree with your sister!
You wont get him the way you are.
You would flirt with your sisters boyfriend?
amazing what people will do for a sparkly fag..
he thinks your a freak. Run along little child and go get a life.
true love is reciprocal. he clearly doesn't care about you. and true love doesn't involve sparkles. or edward cullen.
This isnt true love, it's your ridiculous obsession. I commend your sister for , so far, not smacking you so hard you land in the middle of next week . I can guarantee her boyfriend thinks you are creepy and weird and a complete idiot.
that my dear is you being a whore, why cant you just be happy for your sister you fag, i hope she kickes the fuck out of you,because if you were my sister, i would kill you.
you are soooo sad it is untrue :')
you are the biggest fucking bitch i have ever had the liberty recognise existence in. go die. dont pour sparkly shit on her bf cauz he probably doesnt appreciate it. however, i agree that nothing can stop the path of true love ... but there is none whatsoever between you and that boy, only a stupid crazed obsession of no real value to anyone. stay away from them if you know whats good for you. your sister and her bf probs wont take that kinda shit from you for much longer. im outraged you would EVER try to hurt your family for your own selfish wants.
Your crazed obsession is a symptom of a mild schizophrenia. Go get help.
PS, this crazed obsession of yours is pathetic and just plain sad. Stay away before you're put into a straitjacket.
you, your sister and her bf should have a threesome. AND RECORD IT
She doesn't have to be a bitch, just a slut. An obsessed one at that.
You're a bitch. What are the rules again? Never flirt with (or date) your sister( or cousin)'s ex. This is ten times worse because they're still together.
Goodness, I don't even know you and I already don't like you. I am glad I am not your sister...
you've got serious problems. it's scary seeing what twilight does to people. honestly, trying to pour glitter on and steal your own sister's bf just cos he's pale, has brown hair and brown eyes? burn your twilight books, posters, cardboard cutouts, stationery, clothing, whatever else twilight you have and go get a life
I see disownment on the horizon. Bitchface.
that's your sister fagget
There's a reason he's dating your sister instead of you, and it's a very good one.
You think you're in love with someone because he looks like Robert Pattinson? If it was him as Cedric, it may be a little less disturbing. The sparkles, on the other hand, would not. That is just plain wrong, and I sense a trip to st mungos before the restraining order is put in place.
Come on!! You would flirt with your sister's boyfriend???? You're horrible!!!!! I wouldn't flirt with my sister's bf even if he WAS Harry Potter. Especially as you can find many people who look like Edward. That's just ... low.
Yes, nothing can stop "true love" But a Restraining Order can stop Needless Irritating Harassment! ;D
Wait, I just realised... This is a troll, right?
ohhhh twilight obsessers... They make your day when you are reminded that there are many people more pathetic than you
gotta love em ;)
@HPinfiltration totally agree:)
You are possibly the worst sibling to ever exist. There's a reason he's with your sister and not you. You're a pathetic bitch. Get your own dress up doll and stop trying to ruin your sister's life. She was right in telling you to stay away from him.
dude thats so freakin wrong of u!!! how old is your sister because if she younger than you that'll be waaay sader than if she's older than you.....anyway y do that to your own sister?!?! even if you r a twi-hard thats purely wrong of you. thats just sad.
you are such a bitch for doing this. 'path of true love'? more like 'journey of an obsessed sociopath'. stop trying to ruin your sister's life and maybe get one of your own. i'm going to back your sister here and say on her behalf, 'stay the fuck away from her boyfriend'
#1 took the words right out of my mouth.
If you and your sister were black, this would have been on fmylife.
"Today, my sister finally ripped me a new one and beat the hell out of me for trying to get with her boyfrind who looks like Edward Cullen. Now everyone thinks I'm a freak and obsessed with Twilight. FML."
Not cool at all, I hope the volturi punishes you for you jerky act (your obviously an Edward fan) so isn't that like Jacob trying to get bella while she likes Edward?
Crucio to your disgusting woman habits!!!!!
Go make out with some other tw*tard!!!!!!!!!!!
That is so wrong. You suck. And e***** is gay. Oh so very gay.
If your sister would just use Avada Kedavra all her problems would be solved...
Merlin's pants, another one! Madam, I regret to inform you that you have discovered another ORDINARY HUMAN BEING WHO JUST WANTS TO DATE YOUR SISTER! Unfortunately, your actions require immediate Ministry action. We will be arriving at your place of residence to escort you to your trial. Do not attempt to resist or you will be stopped.
ok that is messed and @ #16 dude.....u have sirius issues
I hope your sister engulfs you in flames, and i hope her boyfriend then proceeds to fuck your lifeless dead body.
Dude, what? Do you just carry a bowl of glitter around everywhere you go? Sister's boyfriend or not, I'd get really annoyed if some chick kept throwing sparkles in my eyes every time I saw her.
omg guys its a joke! anyone who has siblings prob harasses their siblings all the time this is just her way of bugging her sis! get over it!
Geez, to all of you who are being mean...STOP IT!
^Why shouldn't we be mean? THIS IS WRONG!! She is trying (and failing) to steal her sister's boyfriend because he looks like a fucking fictional character!!! Are you seriously trying to defend her??? This post embodies everything that is wrong with the twilight CULT.
Bitch it's a fucking book. And sparkly people are not hot. They are more commonly known as faggots. Also it's your sisters boyfriend WTF!!!!!
Are you admitting that you throw sparkles and flirt with you sisters boyfriend? WHO SHE IS DATING? Thats your idea of true love? Thats my idea of obsession.
Edward Cullen is not real.
You are not Bella Swan.
True love does exsist, but you won't get it tossing sparkles into a guys eyes everytime you see him.
Now go get some fresh air and read some Jane Austen, 'kay?
Very, very inconspicuous. How in hell do you throw 'sparkling glitter' on someone without them noticing? Because if he has, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't dare come closer than 50 feet away from you. Or at least I would. Get a new obsession. Or a life.
You're a little shit. Why would you flirt with your SISTER'S boyfriend! Thats just wrong. Chicks before Dicks, and that is not 'true love' that is an unhealthy obsession.
u bitch thats your sisters boyfriend your flirting with. twihard whore.
YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOME WRECKING SLUT! FIND YOUR OWN UGLY BRIT TO THROW GLITTER ON!!!!
@ShadowReaper: Yeah it's soooo hilarious. No, it really isn't. It's actually quite whoreish.
LAUGH MY BELLA OFF THAT ISH SOOOOO FUNNY U ISH A ROLE MODEL TO MEH!!!111!
that is not true love. it is known as stalking to normal people. or maybe even whoreish, yeah.
but then again, that's edward. -.-"
@#56: I didn't find it hilarious. I just said lol because I couldn't think of anything else to say.
^Then maybe you shouldn't have said anything, because saying lol made you sound stupid. This isn't funny, at all.
wow we are twi-hards not twi-sluts so stop being a bitch and trying to steal her boyfriend he might break up wit ur sis cuz ur such a freak n he does not want to deal wit ur sluty ass any more
Get. A. Life. And leave your damn sisters boyfriend ALONE.
If he was single, I would say go ahead with the flirting, but stop with the sparkles. The sparkles are just weird. But seriously!!!!!!!!!! He's your sister's boyfriend. That's just being a bitch.
True love, SHUT UP. Yeah, like you "love" him. This is so wrong that I can't explain
Wow. You're a super bitch ass whore slut. Almost as bad as Bella herself :P
Please just stop existing.
Today, i found this site. I almost threw up in my mouth and seriously considered suicide.It is incredibly worrying for me that there are people in the world who are as sick and twisted as the people who post on here, and it has consequently destroyed my faith in humanity. I think that if Hitler had been alive today, he would have left the jews alone and gassed you lot instead. If only he had been born in the 1980's, we would have avoided a tragedy and instead witnessed the most beneficial genocide that could ever happen to the human race. I dont even hate Twilight, i've read all the books, and i'd say Team Jacob if someone asked me, but regardless people like you make me fucking sick. If these posts were jokes, it would be funny. But they're not. And the simple realisation of this fact made me want to curl up in a ball and cry. You people should never be allowed to breed. Theres nothing wrong with liking the series but frankly it is nowhere near good enough to obsess over. If you ever feel like reading decent literature i would suggest Harry Potter, anything by Jodi Picoult and A Thousand Splendid Suns. Avada Kedvra.
Guys, this post is obviously a joke. That people are actually believing it shows how low humanity has fallen, that people actually believe someone would do something like this.
i doesnt matter who your sister is dating! you NEVER flirt with him because you want him! it doesnt matter if he looks like fucking Edward Cullen!!! go find your own boyfriend and stop being an uncaring tw*t to your sister and let her have her boyfriend!!!
That's not true love. That's obession. If you truly loved your sister, you wouldn't be a slut and flirt with her boyfriend. Fruity bitch.
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