Last night when I was walking home from the bar because I am a maritime lawyer I accidentally tripped down the stairs and this guy caught me. His name was Edward. We talked for a while and he asked me how old I was. I said 24 and he replied, "How long have you been 24?" We're going on a date. MLIT.
XD are u serious girl u hve it made
My name is Michael Bluth and I'm also a maritime lawyer.
That's gotta be THE most retarded thing I've read in months.
Serisouly, now every rapist just have to ask their victms how long have they been with the same age...
hopefully when he gets the reference he'll get e restraining order or just leave because he knows unreal expectations when he sees them :)
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
I know a maritime lawyer. His name is Chareth Cutestory.
you know its fake when the people go on a date.
"blah blah blah. we now are going out."
"tralalalalaa. we have a date on friday."
they will all be fake.
Hahaha by Chereth Cutestory!! This is the best!! But let's get real. Just because you played Captain Hook's lawyer that one time does not make you a real lawyer. Seriously.
i am sick and tired of all you idiots out there who run into guys who happen to be named edward, then when they say how old they are, you say 'how long have you been (#)?' if i happened to be a guy named edward, i would walk away right then and there.
"How long have you been 24?" - You actually thought that was a Twilight reference?! Sweetie, that was a mutton-dressed-as-lamb reference! Then again, I shouldn't be surprised. Twihards do have cognitive function below that of a rock (something which, in previous times, could only be achieved by corpses).
Go watch Arrested Development. Now. All 3 seasons. Unless there are actually maritime lawyers named Chereth Cutestory running around, this is a joke.
twilight is SHITE i watched the first film last nigyht and it is so lame and what is wiv all these vampires as if they do go round biting people craop or what!!!
wow. you get someone who imitates bella who gave you an insult by saying something meant to be said to a sparkly cedric fairy. sad sad sad. GO POTTER!
ok firstly to harrypotter>twi****t your an idiot. there is absolutely no reference to the author of this posts gender so you should be asking yourself why you assumed it was a man going on a date with another man.....in a bit of denial are we?
and second to LeMonstre. LMAO @ Twihards! Love it! and I am so going to adopt it now and start calling obsessive Twilight fans Twihards HAHAHA!
WOW!! if you had said that to me i would have dropped you and left. no im not joking. its not a good pickup line its SAD!!!!!
I bet he takes advantage of his Twilight name and uses that pick up line all the time. I should know, I have a friend named Edward who does the same thing.
Rayn- the word Twihard....I don't find it funny at all. It's just an altered rendition of the original word 'diehard', changed to suit some teenage girl's wet dreams about some fictional character. Why you find that hilarious is beyond me.
You are 24? And youve been sucked into Tw*l*ght? And I thought my life sucked... -Moldy voldy - OUT!
@harrypotterkillstwilight- THANK YOU, MY FRIEND!!!!!! Oh, right, and Cedric... I thought I killed you?!
haha good luck :) and haters, please go fucking die in a hole ^^ Really. it'd help this world tons. Obsessives are annoying, but haters are even more annoying, if you haven't noticed.
OOC: Can we please stop saying words like "faggot"? There are other ways to annoy people who post pathetic stories than homophobia - how about reminding them that THEY LIKE TWILIGHT, which reads like a bad fanfiction? And @Rayn, what is wrong with a man going on a date with another man, can I just ask? Being "in denial" about sexuality doesn't make you a bad person.
@lunaandtheloonies: Thank you! If these Twi-haters & HP fans could be a bit more respectful (as in, stop using faggot & swear words, telling people to kill themselves, & posting spam messages with swear words and sometimes racist words), I'd be able to tolerate them better. Of course, I can't say I enjoy what's going on on this site, even without all those stuff, but it makes you guys a bit better if you can actually show a bit of respect (I'm sorry to all you people here, for example this commenter above me, that are given a bad name by those people like fucktwilightitblows, Dirkjahad, harrypotter>twi****t, & #1TwilightHater)
Your lack of grammar in this sentence is terrible. You were walking home from a bar because you're a maritime lawyer? You tripped because you're a maritime lawyer? Or you are a drunk maritime lawyer and that's why you tripped? I guess I shouldn't be confused. Stephenie Meyer struggles with grammar too.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
Oh so if he was a rapist that would be fine...? And wtf does this have to do with being a maritime lawyer...??
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