Last night when I was walking home from the bar because I am a maritime lawyer I accidentally tripped down the stairs and this guy caught me. His name was Edward. We talked for a while and he asked me how old I was. I said 24 and he replied, "How long have you been 24?" We're going on a date. MLIT.
XD are u serious girl u hve it made
My name is Michael Bluth and I'm also a maritime lawyer.
That's gotta be THE most retarded thing I've read in months.
Serisouly, now every rapist just have to ask their victms how long have they been with the same age...
hopefully when he gets the reference he'll get e restraining order or just leave because he knows unreal expectations when he sees them :)
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
I know a maritime lawyer. His name is Chareth Cutestory.
you know its fake when the people go on a date.
"blah blah blah. we now are going out."
"tralalalalaa. we have a date on friday."
they will all be fake.
Hahaha by Chereth Cutestory!! This is the best!! But let's get real. Just because you played Captain Hook's lawyer that one time does not make you a real lawyer. Seriously.
i am sick and tired of all you idiots out there who run into guys who happen to be named edward, then when they say how old they are, you say 'how long have you been (#)?' if i happened to be a guy named edward, i would walk away right then and there.
"How long have you been 24?" - You actually thought that was a Twilight reference?! Sweetie, that was a mutton-dressed-as-lamb reference! Then again, I shouldn't be surprised. Twihards do have cognitive function below that of a rock (something which, in previous times, could only be achieved by corpses).
Go watch Arrested Development. Now. All 3 seasons. Unless there are actually maritime lawyers named Chereth Cutestory running around, this is a joke.
twilight is SHITE i watched the first film last nigyht and it is so lame and what is wiv all these vampires as if they do go round biting people craop or what!!!
wow. you get someone who imitates bella who gave you an insult by saying something meant to be said to a sparkly cedric fairy. sad sad sad. GO POTTER!
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