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Today I watched New Moon with the gf, and after seeing her drool over Jacob's all-too-sexy body, I hastily signed up for a 2-year membership at 24 Hour Fitness while still in the movie theatre using my iPhone. Now I can work out everyday so I can lift motorcycles off pickup trucks. MLIT

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So twilight! (1043) - Needs more twilight.. (237)

Dec 1, 2009 03:04 PM - Love - by Jaewonder14

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wow u must really love her thats sweet ^_^

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 02:59 PM by aurangel0309
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You are a great guy for doing that. Most guys would throw a tantrum about their girl drooling over Jacob.

#2 - Dec 17, 2009 05:19 PM by thewerewolfgirl
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yay, you now have to compete with a fictional character for your girlfriend to give a flying shit about you :) fall off a building pl0x

#3 - Dec 19, 2009 10:40 AM by sardonic
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you are so sweet, but its so sad that you have to put p with a faggot like her.

#4 - Dec 21, 2009 11:37 AM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right! NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!

#5 - Dec 22, 2009 01:49 PM by REALITY_CHECK
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wrong reasons to join a gym, watch her dump your ass for a guy who looks like a sparkling pedophile.

#6 - Jan 10, 2010 12:01 PM by you-people-scare-me
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whoa...can i see ur muscles/ i want piucs nao

#7 - Jan 12, 2010 09:25 AM by BloodyRavenKills88
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Dump her. Just reading this, it's obvious she'd rather get laid with a hairy pedophile than you.

#8 - Jan 22, 2010 06:31 PM by Twilightsuckshorsepoop
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thats really sweet...she shouldn't drool over him...she she marvel about how nice a guy you are :)

#9 - Feb 8, 2010 04:26 PM by jsullivan
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(1). Please sign up for a free BACKBONE and NUTSACK, you faggot douche.

#10 - Feb 27, 2010 08:30 PM by TeamVanHelsingFTW
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Awe thats really sweet but you don't have to do that for a girl, a girl who likes you will like you for you and not how big ur muscles are. And if A girl does like u for dat then she's not worth it

#11 - Mar 20, 2010 12:53 PM by twihardfanpire6633
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Aww, you're so sweet :)

#12 - Jul 26, 2010 01:18 PM by strawberry_lover
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You shouldn't have to put up with that. This is the how we get male annorexics. Dump her wanna-be-screwed-by-something-dead/furry ass and find a girl who deserves you. MLIA, HerLIRetarded, YLShouldBeBetter.

#13 - Aug 28, 2010 01:54 PM by deathtoallthingssparkly
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You can do that, OP, but then when you get more muscles than Jacob (sorry, I mean Taylor), then your gf will dump you just because you're not a sparkly stalker vampire.

#14 - Jan 14, 2011 06:11 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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