Today I watched New Moon with the gf, and after seeing her drool over Jacob's all-too-sexy body, I hastily signed up for a 2-year membership at 24 Hour Fitness while still in the movie theatre using my iPhone. Now I can work out everyday so I can lift motorcycles off pickup trucks. MLIT
wow u must really love her thats sweet ^_^
You are a great guy for doing that. Most guys would throw a tantrum about their girl drooling over Jacob.
yay, you now have to compete with a fictional character for your girlfriend to give a flying shit about you :) fall off a building pl0x
you are so sweet, but its so sad that you have to put p with a faggot like her.
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
wrong reasons to join a gym, watch her dump your ass for a guy who looks like a sparkling pedophile.
whoa...can i see ur muscles/ i want piucs nao
Dump her. Just reading this, it's obvious she'd rather get laid with a hairy pedophile than you.
thats really sweet...she shouldn't drool over him...she she marvel about how nice a guy you are :)
(1). Please sign up for a free BACKBONE and NUTSACK, you faggot douche.
Awe thats really sweet but you don't have to do that for a girl, a girl who likes you will like you for you and not how big ur muscles are. And if A girl does like u for dat then she's not worth it
You shouldn't have to put up with that. This is the how we get male annorexics. Dump her wanna-be-screwed-by-something-dead/furry ass and find a girl who deserves you. MLIA, HerLIRetarded, YLShouldBeBetter.
You can do that, OP, but then when you get more muscles than Jacob (sorry, I mean Taylor), then your gf will dump you just because you're not a sparkly stalker vampire.
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