Today, I had a dream that I was making out with Taylor Lautner. In the dream, I stopped him, and told him that I was only hooking up with him because I was pretending he was Jacob Black. MLIT.
if you ever come in contact with the real taylor, never say that too him as it will show him that you are completely mental.
Considering most actors are real people and their characters are not, I that would stop him from hooking up with you.
Well lucky for you, you'll never have the chance of creeping ether one of them.
EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.
THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO.
REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.
OMG DUDE WHO MADE THIS POST YOU MUST BE THE GIRL FROM MLIA WHO MADE THE POST HOW EVERYBODY WAS ASKING IF JACONB BLACK WAS A WEREWOLF BUT YOU ASKED HIM IF HE HAD A BROTHER NAMED SIRIOUS(not sure how to spell it -.-)BUT HE SAID NO BUT THEN U GUYS WENT ON A DATE CUZ U LIKED EACH OTHER AFTER THAT ONE COMMENT(breathes in then out)YOU ROCK!
I'm sorry, but the way Jacob is described in the books, he sounds hot. And he has a really great personality. And I have to defend you because that is totally something that I would do.
ANormalTwilightFan/OP- I'm posative that you both will never meet Taylor Launter. He was shark boy WAY before he was a werewolf, can you get that off your conciense? Do the rest of the world a favor and buy a brain.
you do realize that edward has a stagnent blood stream, and cant possibly get it up right?
Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter or The Chronicles of Narnia. That should cure your problem. :)
I personally wouldn't only hook up with Taylor Lautner just to pretend he was Jake both of them are hott!!!
I think Taylor lautner is cute. I fucking hate twilight. Fortunately a faggot like you will never have the opportunity to freak the piss out of him.
OMG!!!! I LOVE YOU YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!! you beat me to the punch tho... but FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD WEREWOLVES ARE NOT LIKE THAT!!!! THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS PREETY WOLF! THEY USUALLY LOOK LIKE HELL AND HAVE MANY CUTS AND SCARS FROM THEIR CHANGE! IT IS ALSO A LONG AND PAINFUL PROCESS YOUR MUSCLES SHIFT AND YOUR BONES GRIND TOGETHER ITS NOT JUST SIMPLY EXPLODING OUT YOUR SKIN!!!! YOUBALL NEED TO GET A LIFE AND REMUS COULD TEAR JACOB TO PEICES THAT IS A FACT.
the retarted obese people sure do have interesting thoughts
Omg. I had a dream the other night where I was making out with Taylor Lautner too...
Bloody hell! Who is this Jacob boy, mate?
The elitism that you would be making out with the only actor in the Twilight movies who can act his way out of a damp paper sac and then outright tell him that you're thinking of somebody else is... is just pathetic. That you consider this normal, however, makes it pretty disturbing.
OMG. I had a dream where I found Edward Cullen in my room staring at me while I slept. I woke up screaming. Scariest moment of my life.
hey, at least your honest. It's not that good, but you're honest and I can respect that.
@Hogwarts rather than forks. Remus could definitely tear Jacob to shreds.. and I would pay to see it. I also find it funny that Twitards actually think Jacob is a werewolf... haha FAIL. He's totally an animagus, duh. Jacob chooses to become a wolf when he feels like it, a werewolf however has no choice.
@#1TwilightHater.... My sister has a card board cut out, so I woke up from a similar dream to that, only he was in my face for real. That was pretty f$#king scary.
You see that "Jacob Black" block right there? We're going to mine that out and toss it in the lava pit. Next, we replace it with a "Sharkboy" block, and voila! Instant acceptable post!
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