Today,OMG, I was playing Bella's Lullaby on the Kazoo, when the phone rang. I ran to answer it and said " Hello Edward...I love you." Needless to say it was my boyfriend, and he was mad because he thought I was cheating on him. LOL. MLIT - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..

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Today,OMG, I was playing Bella's Lullaby on the Kazoo, when the phone rang. I ran to answer it and said " Hello Edward...I love you." Needless to say it was my boyfriend, and he was mad because he thought I was cheating on him. LOL. MLIT

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Dec 31, 2009 02:39 AM - Love - by TWITARD

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Thats nothing to LOL about stupid

#1 - Jan 2, 2010 03:22 AM by shmiglfib
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Hehe i hope he understood in the end! Imagine if he didnt...

#2 - Jan 2, 2010 07:02 AM by xMLITx
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if he didn't, he would be better off because he would dump this saddo's ass.

#3 - Jan 2, 2010 12:24 PM by bookwork_13
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke, guys. Seriously, just look at the username. No one could possibly be this dumb. I hope.

#4 - Jan 2, 2010 01:50 PM by MoonShoesPotter
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Check out http://www.mylifeisfly.com

#5 - Jan 2, 2010 03:57 PM by yoyooyyo
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WHO CAN FUCKING PLAY BELLA'S LULLABY ON THE KAZOO?!?!??! WOW. WHO CAN PLAY ANY LEGITAMATE SONG ON A KAZOO!

#6 - Jan 2, 2010 08:37 PM by mylifeisNOTtwilight22
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Successful troll is successful

#7 - Jan 3, 2010 10:33 AM by DearGodsWhy?
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The kazoo...why?

#8 - Jan 3, 2010 01:51 PM by BellatrixCameFirst
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The kazoo? Umm... yeah, when your boyfriend thinks your cheating on him it's not "LOL" It's probably like "Oh sh*t, what was I thinking?!"

#9 - Jan 5, 2010 02:46 PM by SlytherinQueen13
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LUL DATZ FUNAH CUZ HE LIEK PROLLY LFT U CUZ UR LIEK TOTLY A RETURD.

#10 - Jan 5, 2010 05:01 PM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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Being a Twilight fantard is worse than cheating and that's what he should really dump you for =^.^=

#11 - Jan 6, 2010 04:30 AM by MagicBeatsSparklesAnytime
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You have a boyfriend? How is such a thing possible when you're "in love" with a fictional man? You should get dumped. Now.

#12 - Jan 7, 2010 11:27 AM by wow_uh_wow
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I really hope he dumped your ass.

#13 - Jan 10, 2010 02:47 PM by harryforlife
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Lol troll

#14 - Jan 10, 2010 03:23 PM by Juniorauror
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AVADA KEDAVRA!

#15 - Jan 11, 2010 10:04 AM by HarryPotterLives
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This is amusing to me. Are all Twitards this stupid? :)

#16 - Jan 13, 2010 03:08 PM by WhySoSirius
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^yes

#17 - Jan 16, 2010 01:46 PM by FredWeasly
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LMAO!! ". . . playing Bella's Lullaby on the kazoo" -- this is my favorite post, ever.

#18 - Jan 19, 2010 08:46 AM by Sookie_Stackhouse
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Today, like. OMG, I was playing some piano piece from Twilight and I, like, heard the phone ring. I was like, "I love you, Edward!" My boyfriend was on the other line and thought I was cheating on him, but I don't care because I got to say Edward's name!

#19 - Jan 21, 2010 06:52 PM by Ihateedward
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I hope he broke up with you.

#20 - Feb 17, 2010 09:13 AM by STFUgoddammtwitards
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..BTW...why the kazoo?? o.0 Randomest post ever..

#21 - Feb 17, 2010 09:13 AM by STFUgoddammtwitards
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I hope you guys know this is fake... Look at the username... Jeez, controll yourself. Oh, I hate twilight still.

#22 - Mar 23, 2010 08:11 AM by SuddenlySalad
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lmao, the kazoo? XD

#23 - Mar 23, 2010 02:46 PM by getmesomenasonexyouswine
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The only good things about that post were the fact that your boyfriend thinks you're cheating on him and that you actually own a kazoo. As much as I can't believe you were playing Bella's Lullabye, *gag* you own a KAZOO! THATS AWESOME!

#24 - Apr 14, 2010 06:51 PM by Winnepigthatsincanada
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Who freaking plays the kazoo?! Who even OWNS a kazoo?!? And Bella's Lullaby?!? *gags* It was supposed to be a complex, beautiful piece. "River Flows in You" is a much better song!