Today I realized that my friend is Jacob Black. He wears a wife beater and basketball shorts in 20 degree but is still really warm. He's really tall and really strong. I think he's my future husband. MLIT
Don't tell him he's like Jacob Black. He won't be your friend anymore
Because he's sorta like a FICTIONAL CHARACTER!?
Only tools wear wife beaters.
If I were him I would stop all communications with you until you get over your obsessions.
Yes, because a sparking resemblance to Jacob should be the top reason to marry someone.
I have been going about it all wrong! Forget liking someone for they're kindness, intelligence, what have you! I MUST MAKE SURE I FIND SOMEONE JUST LIKE JACOB!!!!!!111
Your friend IS Jacob Black... right... that's so believable & not pathetic at all...
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