Last week, I went out drinking for my friends 21st birthday. The entire night, we fed him shots and dirty pints, and all night he would not stop talking about twilight. He got so drunk he passed out. We left him outside a police station with a note saying 'I'm a werewolf, arrest me'. HLIT - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..

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Last week, I went out drinking for my friends 21st birthday. The entire night, we fed him shots and dirty pints, and all night he would not stop talking about twilight. He got so drunk he passed out. We left him outside a police station with a note saying 'I'm a werewolf, arrest me'. HLIT

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