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Today, my best friend and I were fighting over who was hotter; Edward or Jacob (I was going for Edward, obviously). We'd been at it for about 15 minutes when my Biology teacher walked past and muttered under her breath to my friend, "Naive pup..." Best. Teacher. Ever. MLIT

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So twilight! (227) - Needs more twilight.. (65)

Dec 7, 2009 02:49 PM - Friends - by Pickle

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and harry came in and avada kedavra'd your asses.

#1 - Dec 20, 2009 04:18 AM by jacob is sirius
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and you deserved it. crucio would've been better though.

#2 - Dec 26, 2009 07:05 PM by bookwork_13
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god thats like a MLIA cliche

#3 - Jan 9, 2010 04:57 PM by TwilightSucksHP4Ever
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god thats like a MLIA cliche

#4 - Jan 9, 2010 04:57 PM by TwilightSucksHP4Ever
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^ Yes, it is. First Imperio to make him read all HP books. Then, Crucio. Last but not least, Avada Kedavra.

#5 - Jan 13, 2010 12:45 PM by Ihateedward
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@OP: QFT

#6 - Aug 23, 2010 09:45 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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@Ihateedward: Well, if you Imperio'd him & made him read the books, then it wouldn't be necessary to Crucio or Avada Kedavra him. I mean, it's pretty much impossible to read the books & not like them, so once you make him read them, he'll be on our side!

#7 - Jan 23, 2011 10:29 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ YES! And really, Crucio & Avada Kedavra are both even more serious than Imperio, and you wouldn't want to get yourself thrown in Azkaban for life over one little Twilight fan, would you? They're not worth it, in my opinion. xx, Luna.

#8 - Feb 5, 2011 07:47 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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^ Exactly. If you have to use an Unforgivable Curse, don't waste it on a Twilight fan, use it on a Death Eater! (or Stephenie Meyer. It'd be totally worth going to Azkaban to Crucio and/or Avada Kedavra her!)

#9 - Feb 12, 2011 10:52 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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