Today, my best friend and I were fighting over who was hotter; Edward or Jacob (I was going for Edward, obviously). We'd been at it for about 15 minutes when my Biology teacher walked past and muttered under her breath to my friend, "Naive pup..." Best. Teacher. Ever. MLIT
and harry came in and avada kedavra'd your asses.
and you deserved it. crucio would've been better though.
god thats like a MLIA cliche
god thats like a MLIA cliche
^ Yes, it is.
First Imperio to make him read all HP books. Then, Crucio. Last but not least, Avada Kedavra.
@Ihateedward: Well, if you Imperio'd him & made him read the books, then it wouldn't be necessary to Crucio or Avada Kedavra him. I mean, it's pretty much impossible to read the books & not like them, so once you make him read them, he'll be on our side!
^ YES! And really, Crucio & Avada Kedavra are both even more serious than Imperio, and you wouldn't want to get yourself thrown in Azkaban for life over one little Twilight fan, would you? They're not worth it, in my opinion. xx, Luna.
^ Exactly. If you have to use an Unforgivable Curse, don't waste it on a Twilight fan, use it on a Death Eater! (or Stephenie Meyer. It'd be totally worth going to Azkaban to Crucio and/or Avada Kedavra her!)
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