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Today in biology, my friends and I were on mystery google - we decided to type in one of our names into it and it took us to the wikipedia page for "Edward Cullen"! He then proceeded to make sure that we didn't tell everyone that he was secretly a vampire, he's my new best friend! MLIT

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So twilight! (311) - Needs more twilight.. (855)

Jan 26, 2010 11:56 AM - Friends - by amber345

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Harry Potter has it's own wikipedia. Just sayin.

#1 - Jan 26, 2010 06:32 PM by bookwork_13
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what kind of drugs are you useing?

#2 - Jan 26, 2010 07:13 PM by blackwingnekomata
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Well he isnt your best friend anymore seeing how you told his secret.

#3 - Jan 27, 2010 04:32 AM by jacob is sirius
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DERP, DERP, DERP.

#4 - Jan 27, 2010 07:31 AM by shoopdawhoop
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DERPIDY DERPID DERPEE DUM! DERP DERP

#5 - Jan 27, 2010 07:31 AM by IBoneVirtualEdwards!!!
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WELL THEN.

#6 - Jan 27, 2010 07:32 AM by shoopdawhoop
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NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!

#7 - Jan 27, 2010 07:32 AM by IBoneVirtualEdwards!!!
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The juggernaut is coming for you, Michael......

#8 - Jan 27, 2010 07:32 AM by shoopdawhoop
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OH SHI- NOOOAASGJH!!?!?!

#9 - Jan 27, 2010 07:33 AM by IBoneVirtualEdwards!!!
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Is your friend's name Cedric Diggory, by any chance? 'Cause that is the only semi-reasonable excuse for this...

#10 - Jan 28, 2010 06:53 AM by team_ron
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how does it feel being a faggot?

#11 - Jan 30, 2010 06:36 PM by bigassedwardloverr
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Hey guys check out this site, it's soooo twilight!!! Rotten.com

#12 - Jan 30, 2010 07:04 PM by Ebaums
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so, I mean it's fun to poke fun at Twilightness on this website, but it's getting old with all of the Harry Potter references...I mean Harry Potter > Twilight any day, but I came to the comment page to see some insults! not Harry Potter references. (I was, too, a Twilight obsessed fan, but then I regained my senses and now I just hate it)

#13 - Jan 31, 2010 09:51 AM by IM_THE_REAL_BELLA
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@blackwingnekomata: What drugs are you using that make you spell "using" as "useing?"

#14 - Feb 2, 2010 04:30 PM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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Reality check on aisle seven, plz.

#15 - Feb 6, 2010 12:59 AM by Visirium
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"He then proceeded to make sure that we didn't tell everyone that he was secretly a vampire" Well of course he did. He didn't want people to think he was a) associated with twihards, and b) that he believed vampires were real. And he was also helping you keep whatever dignity you had left by not letting you embarass yourself. Sounds like a nice guy.

#16 - Feb 6, 2010 07:22 PM by team_ron
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It must be great being you. You now have a friend who has bad timing with the mouse. Whoopie!

#17 - Feb 26, 2010 07:50 PM by theburnerofbadbooks
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And now you just told the world on a website where I can easily track you down. You people are so helpful for when I need to slay vampires.

#18 - Mar 6, 2010 10:50 AM by Buffy summers
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Ummm comment #18 I doubt u r gonna kill us cuz I will slayghter u before u kill me got that just watch ur back

#19 - May 19, 2010 09:08 PM by rockergirl
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@rockergirl-right cause you're just sooooo tough. So touch that you're in love with a walking discoball/pedophile. You don't know anything about shit like that so just shut up you're embarassing yourself.

#20 - Jul 24, 2010 07:27 PM by #1TwilightHater
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*tough

#21 - Jul 28, 2010 02:57 PM by #1TwilightHater
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nice!! XD

#22 - Aug 16, 2010 12:33 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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