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My Nephew was born in December his name is Cullen Jacob. MLIT

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So twilight! (491) - Needs more twilight.. (227)

Jan 25, 2010 01:18 PM - Friends - by Curecourt

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who gives a shit?

#1 - Jan 26, 2010 02:14 PM by TwilightBLOWS hp'sdick
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Worst name ever. Cullen? Kid's gonna be suicidal before he can move his ass outta your house.

#2 - Jan 26, 2010 06:50 PM by bookwork_13
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LOL. What a shit name.

#3 - Jan 27, 2010 05:07 AM by shoopdawhoop
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Jacob Cullen...he's pretty much f*cked socially...

#4 - Jan 30, 2010 09:59 PM by AlbinoCrow
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That's the most retarded name ever. Its worse than Bronx Mowgli, for Pete's sake!!!

#5 - Feb 27, 2010 06:31 PM by sithlordme
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i feel bad for the kid

#6 - Mar 9, 2010 06:40 PM by fuck-twilight
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New Dark Lord, Anyone?

#7 - Mar 12, 2010 10:08 AM by RocketShipPotterTOMARS
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that is the coolest thing i herd i think his name is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#8 - Mar 25, 2010 05:33 PM by melissadora
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That's a freaking retarted name. Who would name their child Cullen Jacob. It sounds stupid. Maybe if you turn it around it's be better, but still...

#9 - Apr 2, 2010 09:06 PM by Alice_Cullen
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The names pretty lame but i would love to be able to grow up knowing that i was a part of twilight :D

#10 - Apr 15, 2010 07:15 AM by Cookiee.Cullen
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Tell that kid, when he grows up to be a normal teenage guy (hopefully) and he gets bullied in high school because his parents name him after some fictional character who's not even the least bit cool, that I send my deepest condolences.

#11 - Jul 28, 2010 01:47 PM by #1TwilightHater
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@OP: Nice! Cool name

#12 - Aug 16, 2010 12:45 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Cullen isn't a real name!!! Even though is is a terrible name, Jacob Cullen is more realistic. Cullen isn't a first name. It is a last name of a bunch of gay sparkiling faries.

#13 - Aug 20, 2010 10:40 AM by HarryPotterIsMyHero
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Cullen isn't a real name!!! Even though is is a terrible name, Jacob Cullen is more realistic. Cullen isn't a first name. It is a last name of a bunch of gay sparkiling faries.

#14 - Aug 20, 2010 10:40 AM by HarryPotterIsMyHero
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thats the dumbest most redneck name i have ever heard!

#15 - Aug 22, 2010 09:47 PM by hick-a-doo-la
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lol

#16 - Sep 2, 2010 04:59 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Oh that poor child. If he is not brainwahsed by his parents and has the slightest amount of sense when he's older, he will change his name. Preferably to a harry potter type name or luke skywalker.

#17 - Oct 26, 2010 10:57 AM by whenedwardwascedric
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Why would a Harry Potter fan waste their time on something they hate? If you are a HP fan on a Twilight website you clearly have no life. And just for the record, I enjoy both Harry Potter and Twilight. There is no need to be a dickhead about it. Go find a HP website and spend time there. Try: www.mugglenet.com and have fun somewhere else:)

#18 - Jan 16, 2011 11:44 AM by RachhBreww
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*Sighs* Poor child! Tell him I send my deepest condolences, as does Daddy (Xenophilus - what an amazing name), and my Lorcan & Lysander.

#19 - Jan 21, 2011 01:14 PM by lunaandtheloonies
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^ Now THERE'S some names I'd want to name my child! True, they're even stranger than Cullen Jacob, but the kid wouldn't get ridiculed for being named Xenophilius, Lorcan, or Lysander; they'd be famous among all HP fans! (plus, Lysander Scamander? Can you THINK of a cooler name?)

#20 - Jan 26, 2011 04:06 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Actually Cullen is a first name.... not that I would name my child that.

#21 - Feb 7, 2011 08:42 PM by Cedric_Shouldn't_Sparkle
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Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs offer their sympathies to that child, and advise him to either legally change his name or just make everyone call him by his middle or last name. Now Remus & Sirius? Those are names I'd name my kid! Or you could just go with Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. What a name! (or if it's a girl, how about Hermione, Luna, or Bellatrix? See, J.K. Rowling actually put creativity in her names!)

#22 - Feb 16, 2011 05:05 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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And I agree with GiveUsBackCedric: Lysander Scamander just REEKS of epicness!!

#23 - Feb 16, 2011 05:06 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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#23, I agree!!!

#24 - Mar 5, 2011 01:51 PM by hermione_can't_draw
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