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MLIA is awesome, and I fave stories because they remind me on how stupid Twi-tard fans are

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Today it was my Best friends birthday. I called her and said how old are you,And she said 23. And then i said how long have you been 17? And she hung up on me. MLIT

Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT

today i finally convinced my boyfriend to let me give him a makeover. when we were done he had white makeup red lips and sparkles all over him. i am single now MLIT

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me and I smiled but didn't reply. He waited a few seconds before saying "Say it." I just smiled. Then he said "Outloud." I smiled a bit more and whispered "Vampire.". I'm not going to lie, it caused an argument. MLIT.

Today, I watched twilight for the 25th time... This month. MLIT

For Christmas I got a life sized Edward cut out. It is now facing my bed so that he can watch me sleep. :) MLIT

Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT

Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT

Today I was walking to school when some girls stared at me, I looked down at my bare arms to find them sparkling in the sunlight! It turns out earlier that morning I grabbed the wrong shampoo bottle that had sparkles in it for some reason. Every girl at my school is a twi-hard, I'm scared.

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

Today I saw a volvo and I wished it was Edward inside, so I went over and looked in the car... I was very disapointed when I saw someone else watching me like "she-must-be-crazy". MLIT

My boyfriend got so sick of me talking about how good the Twilight Saga was he decided to read it. He hated it, and then told me to choose him or my obsession. I said you know the answer, to which he replied "Thank God". He didn't get it until I told him to get out of my house. MLIT.

On my computer i have my weather set to Forks and when its sunny i get a little disappointed because the Cullens cant come outside. MLIT

Last year, I was on the yearbook staff. Every single page I worked on (which was quite a lot) there is a hidden twilight reference. I even specifically requested the Baseball page for this purpose. My best one: photoshopping Edward's face onto a person in the background of a photo. MLIT!

A month ago, my sister started dating someone who looks a lot like Edward Cullen. For the past month, I've been subtly flirting and "accidentally" pouring sparkles on him. Today, my sister found out, and she told me to stay away from her boyfriend. Nothing can stop the path of true love. MLIT

Today in Biology class we were working on labs and I didnt have a partner. Suddenly, the principal walked in followed by a tall, extremely pale boy. I ran to him and begged him to be my partner. The pale boy wrinkled his nose. MLIT

Today my boyfriend brought me into the woods and said we had to talk. Come to find out he was moving to Arkansas! I was so excited because he said it like exactly the same way Edward said it in New Moon! But then I realized he was breaking up with me. When I turned around he was already gone! MLIT!!

The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out.

I went to see New Moon and at the end when Edward proposes to Bella, I said yes. Out loud. With my boyfriend of 4 years sitting next to me. He wasn't happy. MLIT.

I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you stairing at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT

Today in gym class we were playing sports trivia. My teacher asked me what major event happened in 1918, of course I replied "ummmm... Edward became a vampire!" Apparently that wasn't the right answer. 15 dirty looks later, it was still worth it! MLIT

Today I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 with my friend on Xbox 360 and he asked me if I saw New Moon with my gf. I told him "No way, I don't watch that crap", even though I really saw it three times over the weekend. I then pretended all the zombies in L4D were instead vampires. GO TEAM JACOB!

I've been w/my semi-pale & thin boyfriend for 4 years. My best friend, who's darker and muscular, wants to be w/me. My family is broken & I came to live w/my dad when I was younger. My other best friend has short dark hair & comes to do my makeup when we go out. No vampires or werewolves tho! xD

Today, I created a religion called EDWARDCULLENISM. I will now begin to convert everyone from Christianity, Muslim, Hinduism, Judism, Buddhism, Satanism, and Paganism to EDWARDCULLENISM. New world order has arrived. (sarcmark) MLIT

It's been over two years, maybe three, since I was made clear that I look exactly like Rob Patterson. As soon as the Twilight movie was released, girls have been trying to explain to me how I must be a vampire. I was given the link to this site by 3 stalkers, one of them a dude. MLI(unexpectedly)T

Today, I told my History teacher that I was a vampire and I had eaten seven humans over the weekend. I am no longer her favourite, just the weirdo who sits in the corner. MLIT!

Today, my mom was opening her mail and I heard her say "Ouch, a paper cut..." I quickly turned around with my eyes wide and yelled "WHERES JASPER?!" She told me to leave.~MLIT

I am a die-hard Edward fan, and honestly I can't see why people like Jacob. My friend told me today that every time the word "Jacob" is said I make a face that isn't short of disgust. I guess it has just turned habitual :) Edward, I love you not a stupid dog!

I saw New Moon for the 13th time on Friday. When I got home, I cried for 8 hours, stared out my window and didn't eat for a few days. Needless to say, I love Edward Cullen more than anything in the world.

Today, while talking to my friends about how much i despise Jacob Black, my friend came up to me and hugged me because she was cold. She said, "Wow! You are SO warm! Almost like....Jacob in Twilight!" I immediately jumped on her. No one will ever compare me to a mongrel again. MLIT.