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A month ago, my sister started dating someone who looks a lot like Edward Cullen. For the past month, I've been subtly flirting and "accidentally" pouring sparkles on him. Today, my sister found out, and she told me to stay away from her boyfriend. Nothing can stop the path of true love. MLIT

Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's name on my cellphone contact into 'Jacob Black :)' and I replaced his picture with a picture of a shirtless Taylor Lautner so that whenever I get a text or call, it'll be as if it were from Jacob. I wasn't planning on telling him about this. MLIT

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me and I smiled but didn't reply. He waited a few seconds before saying "Say it." I just smiled. Then he said "Outloud." I smiled a bit more and whispered "Vampire.". I'm not going to lie, it caused an argument. MLIT.

Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT

As of now, I have 4 days til I get on my Greyhound. Destination? FORKS:D I'm moving there. Seriously. My apartment's already set up. I have a job at a Twilight tourist shop. I love my life! MLIT.

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

Today, I had a biology test on cell cycles (anaphase, prophase etc). Then my teacher made me sit next to my ex, who's called Edward. When I started to write, my finger reaaallyy hurt, and I realised I had a papercut. I smiled all the way through the test because I thought I was Bella. MLIT =D

I've always been extremely clumsy, but now, whenever I fall down or get a paper cut, I feel happy because. MLIT.

My friend and I were in the lunch line on campus today when we saw a sign that said TOFU. We stopped, looked at each other and said, "It keeps you strong but never fully satisfies." MLIT

Today, I burnt a copy of Cirque the Freak and then read Twilight. MLIT

Today while driving something loud hit the back of my truck - I just turned to my boyfriend and said "It's just Emmet" MLIT

My boyfriend refuses to watch the Twilight movies with me.... he says it would be like watching me cheat on him. MLIT

In 2008 when I had just finished Twilight, I was in a store and I stumbled across a shirt with the writing "Say it out loud", I screamed out loud and laughing. My friends gave me several weird looks when I bought the shirt. MLIT

Today my friend and I were practicing CPR on a baby for a health class. We decided to name it after Edward of course!!! Our entire class found it amusing when we would yell: "Edward, Edward are u ok?" to the baby! MLIT

The other day, I was reading New Moon in front of my computer, when my boyfriend, who has not read nor watched Twilight, walked up behind me and smelled my hair before he sighed and said "Your smell is like a drug to me." I love my boyfriend. MLIT

i started wearing cute nighties to bed so i look hot in case a sexy vampire or hunky werewolf sneaks into my room in the middle of the night. MLIT

I cried when I finished the saga because it was over. Then I read all of them again. And cried. Again. MLIT.

Today I bought an Edward blanket from New Moon, went home to show it to my mom knowing she would probably roll her eyes at me, instead she grabs my blanket, wraps herself around it and asks "Can I have it?". She knew the answer to that one.

Today me and my boyfriend Edward watched Twilight and whenever Edward Cullen's lines came on he would repeat them line for line. While he did Edward's I did Bella's. It was fun especailly when we did the kissing scene he put an ice pack on his lips before we kissed and that was our first kiss too :D

Today, I told my History teacher that I was a vampire and I had eaten seven humans over the weekend. I am no longer her favourite, just the weirdo who sits in the corner. MLIT!

Today, me and my friend her obsessing over Twilight. I apparently had too much coffee because I started going up to random people and yelling, "I WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD!!!" in their faces. It got ever worse when I realized one of them was a teacher...the meanest one in school.

Today my math teacher was trying to understand what this other girl was saying, at one point he said to her "I am just trying to figure you out. You are very difficult to understand." I preceeded to laugh like a crazy person in the back of the class. MLIT.

While driving in the woodsy part of town w/ my gf, I see a wolf run across the road. And w/ no time to react, I ran it over. I looked over at my gf to see if she was OK but instead I see her sobbing and hear a faint whisper, "Jacob". Unfortunately MLIT.

The other day I bought an Edward doll. While I was paying I said to the cashier, "I'm really embarrassed to buy this but I have to have it." It made her giggle. MLIT

I stayed home last weekend and read all 2,444 pages of Twilight. To accomplish this I had to go to WalMart at 3am to buy Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. MLIT

Today,on the way to school my bus broke down. As we were getting off to switch buses I slipped and fell on a patch of ice.The guy behind me caught me and before I could realize what I was saying I mumbled "sorry ice doesn't help the uncoordinated" We both laughed so hard at my Twilight analogy! MLIT

Today I went through my Friend's facebook album of her holiday to Iceland. I commented on every photo. I managed to mention Twilight in all sixty comments. MLIT

I have certain songs and smells and feelings that remind me of when i first read twilight, MLIT

I was on this site for over 3 hours yesterday, when I should have been studying for a final i had today. Instead of studying when I got off the site, I started reading The Twilight Saga again. I think I failed my final. I don't care. I'm in college. :) MLIT.

Went to the New Moon midnight showing, asked my bf if he would be willing to wear a shirt that said LION to match mine that said LAMB.... He agreed. MLIT

Today I went to a party with my new boyfriend and best friend. They hate each other. So when they started arguing I stepped inbetween them and screamed 'I AM SWITZERLAND!' My best friend started laughing; my boyfriend didn't get it. I now have a 1st date with my best friend tomorrow. MLIT :)

Today, me and my two friends went ice skating. There was a really cute employee there so I fell on purpose. He came over to me and helped me up, than he said "Are you okay?" unthinkingly I blurted out... "Ice doesn't help the uncoordinated." MLIT

Today, I went up to my tanned friend and asked him if he was a werewolf, he replied with "Yes, I am." Upset, I slapped him and immediately replied with "If you were a real werewolf you wouldn't of told me!". MLIT

So like, I was like, with my boyfriend at the salon. I was like "Josh, if you love me, you'll get your hair died like Edward," and he did! MLIT.

I printed out a picture of Jasper and taped it to a giant bottle of headache medicine in my house. The bottle now reads: "Headache? Why don't you take some Jaspirin?" MLIT

Yesterday, during art class, I overheard someone talking about New Moon and contemplating whether they would see it or not. They then stood up and asked the entire class, "Just a quick poll, who here is really likes Twilight?" Everyone pointed at me, and I just smiled. MLIT. ♥

Today I was sitting in Biology and we're learning about anaphase and all that stuff. I came in late so my teacher ended up being my partner. In the middle of our experiment I looked over and said "Hello, I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to introduce myself last week... I'm Edward Culllen." I got an A+. MLIT

Today, in Biology, we learned about chromosomes. The teacher asked how many pairs of chromosomes humans had. Someone responded "23." The girl next to me and I both screamed "BUT NOT VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES!" MLIT

I can't stand to read the last chapter of Breaking Dawn because the closer I get to the end the more I start to cry(cuz it's over) but I still read it anyway even though I cry for almost 15 min after I read "The End". I've read it AT LEAST 20 times. MLIT!

Today I found out my favorite shirt was missing. I was happy for a while, I was hoping an army of newborns took it. MLIT.

I frequently have visions of the future. They're always blank. My friends must be werewolves. MLIT

Today, a girl I have a crush on came close to me in the cafeteria. I told her 'It would be more… prudent for you not to be my friend. But I’m tired of trying to stay away from you, Bella.' Her name is Bella and she loves Twilight. Well played? I think so. MLIT.

Today, I realized that it had been a full 12 hours since I had been on mylifeistwilight. I almost cried. MLIT

So after watching New Moon twice, I decided to email Alice Cullen, like Bella did! And just like Bella, the email was returned to me. MLIT.

Today, we were broken into teams in class and we had to come up with a team name. I looked over at my friend Jake and just as he said "don't even think about it" I yelled "TEAM JACOB!". The other girl on my team grimaced and said "you know Jake, you really do reek". It's on other girl, it's on. MLIT

You know New Moon is big when the Teachers have to put signs outside the classroom saying "This is a no New Moon discussion zone". Naturally we talked about it anyway and I wore my Team Jacob Shirt:) MLIT.

Today i got a nosebleed in class. My guy friend notcied and said "quit looking at me like you want me to take my shirt off for you." I've never laughed so hard. MLIT.

Today, after a long weekend without seeing my friends and feeling pretty lonely about it, I started reading the entire Twilight series again. I'm already halfway done with Eclipse...and i'm completely ok with this. MLIT.

Today I came home from watching 'NM', for the 3rd time. My bf waiting 4 me outside my house, asked that we go for a walk. Still in the 'NM' trance I said "Oh No buddy ur not breaking up w/ me that easily" The look on his face was confusion, he then smiled and said that he is smarter than Edward XD MLIT

Last year when I was in my senior year of highschool we had character day. My group of friends we're characters from twilight. I went as Edward Cullen and through out the school day I had to save Bella from James. MLIT

Today, I logged on to my YouTube account. 6 out of the 8 'Recommended for You' videos were related to either Robert Pattinson, Twilight, or New Moon. MLIT.

I remember one summer, it was soo HOT, and then in the middle of the night I screamed "OMG IT'S TO FREAKIN HAWT IN HERE!!" and then outta no where my Edward Cullen poster fell from my ceiling and landed right on top of me (: MLIT

Today, my friend told me she was doing a project on the spanish influenza. I immediately yelled Edward! She said that there was a picture of him on her powerpoint! Can't wait to see her presentation. MLIT

Yesterday my boss noticed that I havd the Edward water bottle and made a joke. I told her I was afraid to use it and she said "Because you are afraid he will wash off?" and I said "Yes. And it will be as if he never existed." MLIT

While in Forks my friends and I went dinner dressed as Bella, Edward, and Rosalie. We sat at a table, the waiter came to take our order, my friend who played Edward said, "I'm on a special... diet" I looked at him and said, "you gotta give me some answers." ... the waiter never got our order. MLIT.

I have always been against the twilight series, but then I read the books and fell in love. Then one day in class it began to thunder outside, and in the dead silence I yelled "ooo the Cullen must be playing baseball!!". Needless to say, I've been shunned by my male friends. MLIT

I have some friends really dont like Twilight Saga nor Robert and Kristen, so everytime I have to have a big argument with them, I always feel like crying, so lonely in my Twilight world.

Yesterday, I spent several hours staring intently at my boyfriend. The bond we share is too intense for words. We can sit by each other, not saying a single word, yet saying so much at the same time. MLIT.

Today, I read the part in New Moon were Edward leaves, and even though I have read it over 50 times, I still bawl like a baby each time screaming, NO EDWARD YOU CAN'T. MLIT.

Today, I was thinking about the time that me and the guy I was seeing in Sept. were hanging out in my room and he looked around my room, "Wow, you have alotta posters..." (mostly Twi-posters) then we watched Twilight and were about to, ya know, but he couldn't do it. I think he was intimidated by Robward. :)

The other day I went to see New Moon, and afterwards as I was walking back to my car, a car full of guys drove by. One of them rolled down the window and shouted, "DID EDWARD DIE?" I shouted back, "HE'S A VAMPIRE, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!" Silly boy. MLIT.

Today, me and my roommates finally got fish for our tank. We named the three fish, Edward, Jacob, and "the crazy bitch" aka Rosalie, and named the snail, Bella. MLIT.

Friday in Bio. my teacher handed us a lab. It was about finding prophase. I started jumping up and down doing litte yips when a girl (who is new) said "OMG! Twilight Girl are you okay?" MLIT

At school my friends and I make fun of all the twilighters, frequently go off on rants about how stupid and awful the series is, and heckle everyone who goes to see it. I have watched New Moon online every night since the day it came out. My secret life is twilight.

Ok, so I was like outside the other day after I watched Twilight for the, like, one millionth time, and I tried to like, run up a tree like Edward does. But, like, it didn't work and I kinda like...broke my leg. MLIT.

Today I was driving with my mom in the car when I spotted a red pickup truck with two motorcycles in the back. I started pointing and yelled "Bella and Jacob!!" My mom just stared at me and said, "I have absolutely no idea what the heck you're talking about." MLIT

Today, I found this website. I spent the past 2 hours reading every single post instead of working on my science project. MLIT

Today, I am sitting here reading MLITs when I should be working. MLIT

I talk to my stand up posters of Edward and Jacob. I created facebook accounts for them. I think that in my mind they are real people who just hang out in my room all day. MLIT

Today I was thinking back to when I was in port Angeles at Bella Itaila. I walked in sat down said I would like the mushroom ravilloe with a coke. Everyone around me looked at me and I just smiled the waiter said: "Bella fan?" and I said duh, he just walked away. MLIT

I really should go to bed so I can get up for work in the moning but I can't stop reading these posts! MLIT =)

I realized that I've totally influenced my 5 year old son- when we get in the car, he tells me that he wants to hear the "vampire baseball" song (Supermassive Black Hole by Muse from the first Twilight soundtrack). He knows all the words and even has a little dance! MLIT.

Today someone came to the door looking for donations for a dog shelter. I responded we were really cat people more than dog people. She said you don't have to pick sides. I countered with I'm sorry, you have to pick sides. It's like Edward and Jacob. She looked embarrassed for me. I'm a dude. MLIT.

I was walking down my school hallway in my Team Edward shirt and saw a girl wearing her Team Jacob shirt. We both glared at each other. Then she said, "So, you're the vampire girl." And immediately I replied, "So, you're the wolf girl." MLIT

Today while talking to people at school, I realized... people that supposedly "hate" twilight books and movies, know every single detail about it! MLIT.

Ok I'm a guy, I actually like love Bella rather then Edward (for obvious reasons) at our local cinemas when i went to see New Moon, there was a cardboard popup of edward, jacob and bella with her face cut out (tear) anyway i felt random so i took a photo with my face and bella's body. BellaIML

Today, I was in my martial arts class. My instructor told us to motivate our partners to work harder. My partner looked at me and said "I'll be the Wolf Pack and you be the Cullens." It worked. MLIT

Today we watched a video called Rappacini's Daughter. Rappacini walks past this other dude and they evilly stare at each other. My friend looks over at me just as I look at her and we burst out laughing. We couldn't even explain to everyone else how it was the perfect Billy/Edward staredown. MLIT

I was wearing my "I love boys who sparkle" shirt and one guy came up to me and said, "I am better than Edward and I am going to prove it to you!" The next day he came in school with glitter glued to his skin and then told me he was the real Edward. MLIT

Today, while stopped at a red light I notice that I was next to a silver Volvo. As I was looking at it the driver turned and we made eye contact, so naturally I yelled "OMG Edward you came back for me!!!" Needless to say the man was not as amused as I was. MLIT

Today I didn't go to school, my friends texted me and told me to stop being such a Cullen - it was a great day to be at school, nice and sunny. MLIT