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MLIT sums me up along with Twitarded. Lives in New Zealand annnnnnd loves quoting things (: Hi! I waaaaant to go to Forks/London/LA, meet the Twilight Saga cast esp ROB :O PHWOAR and most of all go the Eclipse Premiere in LA.

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Today, I sat down in this cute bar and just as I was about to leave a guy who looked excactly like Jasper walked in. Just to be funny I walked up to him and we reanacted the 'Alice-Jasper' meeting scene in Eclipse. My name is Alice, and his name is Jasper. We're going out on Friday. MLIT

Just now my friend showed me an MLIA that was making fun of Twilight and I responded by saying "That's okay because I have MLIT so I don't need MLIA." MLIT.

Today, my gaughter, Victoria brought home her new boyfriend Riley after her old boyfriend, James, dumped her. I aprove. MLIT

The other day in Biology, were we working with microscopes. Suddenly feeling very goofy, I pushed the microscope to my lab partner and said, in my best Edward Cullen impression, "Hello, I'm sorry I haven't formally introduced myself. My name is Edward Cullen, and I think that's prophase." MLIT.

Today, my dad sent me this text- "Who do you dream about at night, Edward or Jacob from Twilight? Love, Dad" I'm glad my dad knows what's important in life. MLIT

Today my boyfriend touched my face, and for the fisrt time i didn't flinch at how cold his hands were. He looked at me and said............"your pretending i'm Edward aren't you?" I blushed as we both knew it was true. I can offically say MLIT!!!!

Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT

In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT

Today, in history we are starting a research paper, we have to pick a topic from history that interest us. I immediately knew what I was going to write about: the Southern vampire Wars from Eclipse. I was so excited and knew my paper would be best, then i remembered they are not a real event. MLIT.

Today, I was listening to 'Don't Trust Me' by 3OH!3 and smiled when he sang' tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef that i'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin' scared of him" you can guess why right? Oh and I listened to this song called 'Edward',of course it has nothing to do with Twilight : (

Today in physics class we were learning how humans can't hear more than 15000MH, and my taecher added "so no, noone would be able to hear a sound of 30000 MH" I added in silence "Edward would!" ;) MLIT

Today I was playing The Sims 3. I made a lovely Cullen Family. I cant stop playing. Also I made there neighbors the Volturi, and they will soon battle. haha Hey playing out the Twilight saga is a thousand times better than doing AP History homework :) MLIT

Today my friend and I were talking about something random, when I said "you gotta give me some answers." He responded with, "yes, no, to get to the other side, 1.77245...." I think I'm in love.... MLIT

I don't know what's worse: that I woke up on an airplane from Washington to Chicago with glitter in my hair and on my peacoat or that the giggling tweens who did it followed me around the airport. I might have high cheek-bones, short brown-red hair and hazel eyes, but I'M A GIRL!!! Apparently, MLIT.

Today, My friend and I were in class and someone said "Ughh it's raining" I then quickly replied with" How ya likin the rain girl?". No one but the Twlight lovers got it! MLIT.

Today, I looked up the weather in Forks and I saw that it was 46 degrees...and I wondered how Edward felt at school today.

Today, while I was paying for groceries the cashier asked me, "Oh, the Spartans? Is that your high school mascot?" I was wearing a Forks High School hoodie. She had no idea what that was. Needles to say, I walked out of the store in sheer disbelief and outrage. MLIT

It's been over two years, maybe three, since I was made clear that I look exactly like Rob Patterson. As soon as the Twilight movie was released, girls have been trying to explain to me how I must be a vampire. I was given the link to this site by 3 stalkers, one of them a dude. MLI(unexpectedly)T

Today, I just realized I forgot what color the walls were in my room because EVERY INCH OF MY WALLS IS COVERED IN my Twilight posters. I just painted the walls last year... MLIT

Today, after a night I don't remember, I realized that the majority of my phone contacts had been changed to Twilight names, including my mum being Esme and my father being Carlisle and my ex being "Jacob's evil twin". MLIT

You know how kids love to pretend play ? My boys (5 & 6y) & girl (8y) no longer act out Optimus, Megatron & Supergirl roles. I was in my room & overheard them acting out Twilight scenes. Faves of theirs are baseball & Edward/James fight scenes. I have an Alice, an Edward & a Jasper living with me!

I was one of the fans that spent the night for the New Moon premiere. I made my mom drive an hour to Westwood at 2 am on that sunday morning, wait all of sunday, sunday night, and most of monday just so I could see the cast. MLIT. MMLIT (my mom's life is twilight).

The other day I read a story of how these girls started laughing during the National Anthem because "Twilight" is mentioned in the song. Well today I was at a basketball game and when I heard "Twilight" during the National Anthem I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting out into laughter... MLIT

Today, I noticed that the keys on the computer that spell EDWARD are really close together, and the keys that say BELLA are really far apart. MLIT

The other day (since I was out of town and not at a computer) I was driving around a little town and kept seeing "Whitlock" on everything, Whitlock Road, Whitlock subdivision, and I got really excited and wondered if I'd see Jasper anywhere. Yeah.. MLIT.

I printed out a picture of Jasper and taped it to a giant bottle of headache medicine in my house. The bottle now reads: "Headache? Why don't you take some Jaspirin?" MLIT

Today in school we had to have our blood pressure taken. Before we got to the place where we had to do it, my friends and I had been talking about Edward Cullen. When the girl took my blood pressure, she asked if I had been running before I got there. It was abnormally high. MLIT!

Today, and every time for that matter, when I pass a Burger King, I always consider stealing the life size Edward and Jacob posters that are on the doors. When my boyfriend is with me and we pass a BK, I don't even say anything and he already knows what I'm thinking and tells me no way. haha. MLIT

Today a customer at work asked if i was Rosalie Cullen. They made my whole day.

My name is Jacob. I am native american. My girlfriend is amazed because in the winter-time, I usually don't wear a jacket. MLIT

Today I drove by Burger King and tried to come up with some sort of justifiable and legal plan to steal the lifesize cut out of both Edward and Jacob. I'm thirty-three, married and mother of two. MLIT.

Today was my 1st day back to school. I ran into my class and sat down without looking around since I was almost late. When I looked up, I saw a person with bright red, really curly hair, and a white-ish fur vest. I immediatly thought Victoria was out to get me. I was paranoid the rest of class. MLIT

I realized today that out of like the past two months, Rob Pattinson has been in the majority of my dreams. In some form. MLIT.

Today, I had the epiphany that by going to the gym and possibly a tanning salon, my boyfriend could look like Jacob Black. I then proceeded to tell him the plan, to which he agreed and started. Score. MLIT

Today I looked through the phone book and cold-called all the numbers under 'Cullen' to see if Edward answered. He didn't :-( Guess I'll have to be satisfied with imagining my poster tells me he loves me in a sexy RPattz voice. MLIT.

The day before my friend and I went to see New Moon, we ordered tickets online. As they were printing out, we clapped and cheered. OLAT (Our lives are Twilight).

Today , I was on mystery google and typed My life is Twilight - Edward Cullen. It came up with " Taylor Lautner Sucks" I am team Edward but that doesnt mean Taylor Lautner sucks.

Today, there are 207 days until Eclipse :) .MLIT

Months before the premiere of New Moon, I bought tickets with my moms reassurance that we would see it at the midnight showing. When she found out that same night was homecoming, she wouldn't let me go. I proceeded to skip homecoming, and cry my eyes out the entire night. i hope she felt bad! MLIT

Today, a friend came up to me and told me that i drive really slow. he said he was behind me on the way to school. i asked him how he knew it was me and he replied, "you are the only one at our school that has an I Heart Edward Cullen bumber sticker on the back of your car". MLIT

Today, I went hyterical because my first ever story was posted on this website - which by the way I cant get enough of. MLIT.

Today, my cousin came to stay and realised that you can no longer see the walls of my room as they are covered with Twilight posters.

I love reading MLIT that I made it my home page so that when i open i new webpage I can get side tracted by reading peoples funny stories. MLIT!

Yestreday, i was in the car with my mom and begged her to go to burger king just so i could see the Edward and Jacob posters. I growled when people came near them. XD MLIT

Today I wore my Team Edward shirt to school. When I walked to my history class, the teacher screamed "OME! HE'S MINE!". I never laughed so hard.

Today, my boyfriend sent me the link to this website since he knows how I love Twilight. MLIT.

Today, while watching New Moon a girl yelled "Rawr, I want to ride that wolf" when Jacob changed in front of Bella. MLIT

Today, I was putting papers away at my moms work. I gave myself a papercut, while putting papers into a cabinet labeled "Jasper". MLIT

Today i spent over 6 hours editing pictures of my friends and family into twilight characters. MLIT.