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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me and I smiled but didn't reply. He waited a few seconds before saying "Say it." I just smiled. Then he said "Outloud." I smiled a bit more and whispered "Vampire.". I'm not going to lie, it caused an argument. MLIT.

#5226 (38) - Dec 7, 2009 06:24 AM by emilyyyx3 - Love - So twilight! (2359) - Needs more twilight.. (508)

Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT

#15740 (201) - Jan 11, 2010 04:31 PM by annon - Love - So twilight! (1460) - Needs more twilight.. (2692)

Today I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 with my friend on Xbox 360 and he asked me if I saw New Moon with my gf. I told him "No way, I don't watch that crap", even though I really saw it three times over the weekend. I then pretended all the zombies in L4D were instead vampires. GO TEAM JACOB!

#1458 (55) - Dec 1, 2009 03:33 PM by Jaewon_Hur - Friends - So twilight! (2864) - Needs more twilight.. (1304)

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT

#8 (242) - May 21, 6773 12:59 PM by Rachel - Love - So twilight! (4843) - Needs more twilight.. (4333)

In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT

#274 (117) - Nov 30, 2009 05:20 PM by WishIwasBellaSwan - School - So twilight! (4022) - Needs more twilight.. (1613)

Today, I punched my guy friend in the face. He laughed. I did not break my hand, but it really hurt. I brightened up a little thinking of Twilight. MLIT

#26400 (27) - Mar 14, 2010 01:35 PM by Lolo - Friends - So twilight! (510) - Needs more twilight.. (825)

Today I met the most amazing boy of my life. As we were talking he cracked a funny joke and I accidently responded with "Oh Edward!" He looked at me in disbelief and kissed me on the ear while whispering "Oh Bella" into my ear. MLIT

#5900 (36) - Dec 8, 2009 09:52 PM by mishandbabyboo - Love - So twilight! (1905) - Needs more twilight.. (518)

Today, my girlfriend said I should be more like Edward. So I bought some white makeup and plan to watch her sleep, because that is her favorite part of the series. MLIT

#15759 (118) - Jan 11, 2010 04:51 PM by NewEdward - Love - So twilight! (3540) - Needs more twilight.. (1069)

The other night I woke up and had to pee and screamed when I walked into my bathroom because I thought there was a man in my shower but it was really the taylor lautner cut out I stole from burger king taped to my shower door.

#6418 (32) - Dec 10, 2009 04:58 PM by lemongrassboo - Random - So twilight! (752) - Needs more twilight.. (195)

Last night when I was walking home from the bar because I am a maritime lawyer I accidentally tripped down the stairs and this guy caught me. His name was Edward. We talked for a while and he asked me how old I was. I said 24 and he replied, "How long have you been 24?" We're going on a date. MLIT.

#174 (29) - Nov 30, 2009 03:08 PM by Chereth Cutestory - Love - So twilight! (2368) - Needs more twilight.. (700)

My girlfriend reads this every night. I want her to have something special to read. Ava.. I love you. And also.. You know how my hands are always cold? And how I bite all the time? Yea.. put two and two together.

#5272 (70) - Dec 7, 2009 10:10 AM by Vamp - Love - So twilight! (2328) - Needs more twilight.. (761)

I printed out a picture of Jasper and taped it to a giant bottle of headache medicine in my house. The bottle now reads: "Headache? Why don't you take some Jaspirin?" MLIT

#6241 (81) - Dec 9, 2009 10:16 PM by SoleilRose - Random - So twilight! (3700) - Needs more twilight.. (1119)

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

#1710 (97) - Dec 1, 2009 05:27 PM by Domino - Love - So twilight! (2070) - Needs more twilight.. (777)

Today I was sitting in Biology and we're learning about anaphase and all that stuff. I came in late so my teacher ended up being my partner. In the middle of our experiment I looked over and said "Hello, I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to introduce myself last week... I'm Edward Culllen." I got an A+. MLIT

#1748 (6) - Dec 1, 2009 05:53 PM by boniver115 - School - So twilight! (590) - Needs more twilight.. (111)

Today I realized the main reason for my long-term infatuation with the most amazing guy I've ever met is because he went to New Moon on its release date by himself when his friends wouldn't come with him. He played me the Twilight soundtrack the first time I entered into his place. I'm in love. MLIT

#6770 (21) - Dec 12, 2009 06:08 AM by onlyacceptEdward - Love - So twilight! (419) - Needs more twilight.. (160)

Today I overheard two guys talking in Science, one of them asked, "How old are you?", the guy then responded, "Seventeen." I quickly turned around and asked, "How long have you been seventeen?" The two guys stared at me in utter confusion. My best friend backed me up by responding, "A while." MLIT.

#15762 (63) - Jan 11, 2010 04:53 PM by TeamEdward - My Life - So twilight! (3155) - Needs more twilight.. (1034)

Today I cut my finger at school. My teacher wrapped it in tissue and told me to go straight to student services and stay away from Edward. MLIT

#7221 (16) - Dec 14, 2009 12:15 PM by EdwardisdefinitelyMINE - School - So twilight! (1226) - Needs more twilight.. (279)

Today I found out my favorite shirt was missing. I was happy for a while, I was hoping an army of newborns took it. MLIT.

#10588 (27) - Jan 3, 2010 10:11 AM by Im_Jacobs_wolf_girl - My Life - So twilight! (1223) - Needs more twilight.. (654)

Today I ran through the woods with my dog. I pretended we were werewolves tracking down a vampire. I'm 32. MLIT

#792 (5) - Dec 1, 2009 10:44 AM by Anonymous - My Life - So twilight! (423) - Needs more twilight.. (165)


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