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Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT.

Today I was sunbathingand my bf came out shirtless to join me. I looked over at him and his chest was sparkling. When I asked him what he was doing he just smiled and said "I wanted to sparkle because I know how sexy you you think that Edward guy is". He used a whole tube of body glitter. MLIT

Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT

Last year a girl i was crushing on told me that we couldnt date because i was like Jacob Black to her, and that she was waiting for her Edward. So when i read the books i kept hoping Jacob would win out in the end... MLIT

It's been over two years, maybe three, since I was made clear that I look exactly like Rob Patterson. As soon as the Twilight movie was released, girls have been trying to explain to me how I must be a vampire. I was given the link to this site by 3 stalkers, one of them a dude. MLI(unexpectedly)T

Today, I realized I am attracted to Taylor Lautner. I'm a guy. MLIT

Today i realised my boyfriends name is edward and my name is isabella. so we went and got mtaching tattoos which read - "And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb". MLIT

The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out.

Today, my girlfriend made me stand next to a fire for five minutes and then ice my lips so that she could have a hot wolf hug and kiss edward at the same time. MLIT.

Today I went to a party with my new boyfriend and best friend. They hate each other. So when they started arguing I stepped inbetween them and screamed 'I AM SWITZERLAND!' My best friend started laughing; my boyfriend didn't get it. I now have a 1st date with my best friend tomorrow. MLIT :)

Today, I went up to my tanned friend and asked him if he was a werewolf, he replied with "Yes, I am." Upset, I slapped him and immediately replied with "If you were a real werewolf you wouldn't of told me!". MLIT

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

The other day, my teacher was trying to compare the recent Swine Flu outbreak to "the illness outbreak of 1918", but she couldn't remember what illness it was. I told her it was the Spanish Influenza, and she was quite impressed. Thank you Stephenie Meyer, for helping me in history. MLIT.

Today, my bf thought it would be romantic to climb through my bedroom window. I pushed him back out because he's not Edward. MLIT

Today, my mom told me I was so obsessed with Twilight, shes sending me to a pyschiatrist, she thinks Edwards not real. How silly of her. MLIT.

Today, my roomie and I were watching "World's Strictest Parents." The teenage boy said "My first thought after meeting [her] was 'She's too pale to be from Arizona.'" We looked at each other and immediately started laughing, finishing the boy's words with "Maybe that's why they kicked her out." MLIT

Today, I came to the conclusion that I don't have a boyfriend because no one meets the high standards I set. Those high standards meaning they aren't a vampire. I'll even take a werewolf at this point. I guess I'm waiting for the right monster to come along. MLIT.

Today, I bought a "Team Edward" shirt. but then I insantly started to think, if edward did come and get mewould he be creeped out that I had a shirt with his name on? Or would he not care? either the way Im keeping the shirt. MLIT

Twilight is not just a story. Twilight is its own world where you can escape in when reality is too dark to dream.

On July 14, 2009 I was blessed to have two beautiful baby boys and a beautiful baby girl. Their names: Renesmee, Jacob, Edward. MLIT.

Today I ran through the woods with my dog. I pretended we were werewolves tracking down a vampire. I'm 32. MLIT

Yesterday I was at a farm, and there were a bunch of lambs in a group playing. I noticed one lamb was all alone in the corner so I went over to her and said "Don't worry, you'll find your lion someday" ..People heard. MLIT