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I hate all of you Twi-haters who constantly bash Twilight because of it's un-realism. Well, newsflash jerks! Neither is Harry Potter! You don't see Twilighters bashing Harry Potter all the time, so if you would like to remain bashing our book, prepare for a battle of the verbal type by myself and many others. F.U. and have a nice day. Team Carlisle

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Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his shirt the only thing I noticed was that his right nipple seemed bigger than his left nipple. MLIT

Today, my fiancee asked me where I wanted to go for our honeymoon and I said Isle Esme. MLIT

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT

Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT.

My girlfriend is saving herself for Edward. She says if I change my name we can get it on. I love her so much! MLIT

Today, My husband was complaining of dry skin so I used my Olay moisturizing lotion on him and made him stand in the middle of our bedroom because it has glitter in it... he glitters like Edward, and looks like a cross between Edward and Jasper

When my best friend (of three years) and I went to see New Moon together, we were both dedicated and highly devoted Edward Cullen fans. Half way through the movie, my best friend converted to a Jacob fan/lover. We aren't friends anymore. MLIT

When people at my school ask me if I have a boyfriend, they always add "Your Edward Cullen cut-out and posters do not count." Then I say "Then, I'm single, but not available." MLIT (and Edward).

Today my sister and I got into an argument over how to pronounce Debussy. She might have heard it from musicians with a doctorate in music, but I heard it from twilight. I win. Twilight wins. MLIT

Today in Biology class we were working on labs and I didnt have a partner. Suddenly, the principal walked in followed by a tall, extremely pale boy. I ran to him and begged him to be my partner. The pale boy wrinkled his nose. MLIT

Today in school we had to have our blood pressure taken. Before we got to the place where we had to do it, my friends and I had been talking about Edward Cullen. When the girl took my blood pressure, she asked if I had been running before I got there. It was abnormally high. MLIT!

Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT

Today me and my boyfriend Edward watched Twilight and whenever Edward Cullen's lines came on he would repeat them line for line. While he did Edward's I did Bella's. It was fun especailly when we did the kissing scene he put an ice pack on his lips before we kissed and that was our first kiss too :D

Today (last night) I heard something outside of my window so I crept over to it and slowly moved back the curtain, a life sized Edward stared back at me, I screamed bloody murder. My friends thought it was a riot saying we knew you wouldnt like it if he was really watching you! MLIT

I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you stairing at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT

Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT

Everyone tells me that I look like Ashley Greene/Alice Cullen so I decided to cut my hair like Alice. It's taken some time to get used to all the teenage girls staring at me. MLIT

I was at the grocery store buying ground beef today when two girls snuck up as close to me as they could without (they thought) me noticing. One whispered to the other, "NO she's not." The other angrily whispered back, "Oh she's got to be! Pale skin, pretty, and even buying bloody meat? C'mon!" MLIT

So yesterday i was watching the vampire diaries and Damon [ the bad vampire grrr ] said "This book has it all wrong . Vampires don't sparkle they burn." And i was like for real . Click turned off the TV and started looking at a picture of Edward because he does sparkle.MLIT ( :

Today, I go to my work at a book store when a group of people walk in dressed as the Cullen's. One of them saw me and told me that I looked like Esme. I now have the photo of us together framed on the wall. MLIT To the Max!

Today I dragged my whole family along to the forest because I wanted to carve "edwards loves bella" into a tree, but when i got there SOMEONE HAD ALREADY DONE IT!!!! MLIT

Today I bit the inside of my lip and tasted my own red blood. I wished Edward could of kissed me right then! MLIT.

As of now, I have 4 days til I get on my Greyhound. Destination? FORKS:D I'm moving there. Seriously. My apartment's already set up. I have a job at a Twilight tourist shop. I love my life! MLIT.

Today, I went up to my tanned friend and asked him if he was a werewolf, he replied with "Yes, I am." Upset, I slapped him and immediately replied with "If you were a real werewolf you wouldn't of told me!". MLIT

My piano teacher (where I go weekly to hopefully play like Edward someday, yeah right) Lives in between Robert Street and Edward lane.

Today I looked through the phone book and cold-called all the numbers under 'Cullen' to see if Edward answered. He didn't :-( Guess I'll have to be satisfied with imagining my poster tells me he loves me in a sexy RPattz voice. MLIT.

Was I the only one who ever wondered what it must have been like for Edward during Bella's 'time of the month'. Maybe I'm reading into this story a little too much... MLIT. LOL :-D

Today I walked out of work and saw that the sun had disappeared and was replaced by grey clouds and rain. While heading to my car I saw a shiny new silver Volvo parked next to me. The first thing I thought: If only this was Forks, things would be perfect. MLIT.

It started raining and the thunder started rumbling. What did I do? I said, "It's time." My friends all looked at me and said, "you would say that." MLIT

today i finally convinced my boyfriend to let me give him a makeover. when we were done he had white makeup red lips and sparkles all over him. i am single now MLIT

Today, we had art at school. i went and sat down next to the only empty space next to a new guy. He had bronze hair and hazel-almost golden eyes . I flipped shit. My best friend then proceeded to turn around from her seat and say 'this reminds me of twilight'. it was awkward. MLIT

Last night when I was walking home from the bar because I am a maritime lawyer I accidentally tripped down the stairs and this guy caught me. His name was Edward. We talked for a while and he asked me how old I was. I said 24 and he replied, "How long have you been 24?" We're going on a date. MLIT.

Today, I came home from work to find that my mom had bought me an Edward pillowcase from Hot Topic. I'm extremely excited that from now on I get to sleep with Edward. I'm 26. MLIT

While going to see the New Moon, I was disappointed when the audience wouldn't shut up when both Taylor Lautner and Rob Pattinson appeared on screen. When Dakota appeared on screen somone in the front row shouted 'TEAM DAKOTA!'. This person is my new hero. MLIT.

Today my dog ripped up a whole bunch of pillows and there were feathers everywhere and I was like "Yea Isle Esme Where's Edward?!" and my mom was like "What are you talking about?" and I was like nevermind. XD

Yesterday I was at a farm, and there were a bunch of lambs in a group playing. I noticed one lamb was all alone in the corner so I went over to her and said "Don't worry, you'll find your lion someday" ..People heard. MLIT

Today, I was really sad, so my boyfriend covered his chest with sparkles and pretended to be Edward!! :) MLIT

Today I got so mad at my mum that I was convinced I was going to phase into a werewolf. I was surprised I didn't. MLIT

Today, I'm trying very hard to read journal articles for a paper I need to write. I'd rather be reading Midnight Sun. It adds a whole other dimension to watching the movie since you know what Edward's thinking. I'm a junior in college. MLIT.

On Halloween all of my friends came over and we all dressed up as the Volturi. We took my Edward Cullen cardboard cutout, and put him in a red cloak. We all stood outside with candy that night, acting out scenes from the book....then i scared a little girl by kissing my cutout. MLIT

Today, my dad sent me this text- "Who do you dream about at night, Edward or Jacob from Twilight? Love, Dad" I'm glad my dad knows what's important in life. MLIT

Today, my cousin said she had a bruise and I amidiatly thought of Isle Esme. I also noticed that i have a dream catcher and totaly freaked out. And about a week ago I noticed that in my biology class we are studing the mitosis of flatworms and in English we are doing Romeo and Juliette!! MLIT!

The other day, my teacher was trying to compare the recent Swine Flu outbreak to "the illness outbreak of 1918", but she couldn't remember what illness it was. I told her it was the Spanish Influenza, and she was quite impressed. Thank you Stephenie Meyer, for helping me in history. MLIT.

Today, I spent 3 hours making this twilight website. MLIT

Today, my mom and I were driving home when we passed a doctors office. The sign said "Dr. Cullen MD. But Dont Worry, I Don't Bite." LMAO. MLIT. :)

Today in school, my teacher said "Say it" and I responded with "Vampire". Everyone looked at me, and the twilighters just laughed. MLIT

Today I was wearing my twilight t-shirt at the store. This pale guy with topaz eyes came up to me and said: "Say it. Say it out loud." I squeled, and said "Vampire. How old are you?' he said, "17. I've been 17 for awhile." It was so cool! MLIT.

My life is literally TWILIGHT! My name is Bella Callen (1 letter away!) and sadly instead of having a dreamy boyfriend, I have a twin brother named Edward. He is a track star at our school. If you think that this isnt weird enough we are both SUPER FANS and we are always quoting it.

I just realized that my boyfriend looks like Jasper. My friends always compaire me to Alice(personality wise). And someone told me that I could play Leah Clearwater if I auditioned. MLIT

Today I realized I have something in common with Bella. My parents aren't together anymore and I barely see my dad. He's a cop and has a very dry sense of humor. My mom is extremely bubbly and dates a guy named Phil. Edward, I'm waiting! MLIT

Today, I watched twilight for the 25th time... This month. MLIT

Today I typed in Mystery Google "twilight' then it said; "I love apples". I was like no way! That just made my day. :) MLIT.

Today I watched New Moon with the gf, and after seeing her drool over Jacob's all-too-sexy body, I hastily signed up for a 2-year membership at 24 Hour Fitness while still in the movie theatre using my iPhone. Now I can work out everyday so I can lift motorcycles off pickup trucks. MLIT

Today I typed "Edward Cullen" into Mystery Google and the result that came up was "all you want for Christmas" ! MLIT

Today I was in 5th hour when my friend got a papercut. I immediately told her "Where's Jasper!?" like seven people turned to look at me and a few twihards snickered. Made my whole day :). MLIT.

Today my boyfriend and I spend hours reading Romeo and Juliet as he practiced for his play. We were eating ice pops, so when we kissed his lips were cold. I found my Edward!!! MLIT

Last week when I celebrated Thanksgiving with my family, as I was preparing my plate I dropped my roll and turned around to find that my cousin caught it in his hand like the apple in Twilight and said, "Edible art?" He is officially my FAVORITE cousin. :)

Today I thought I would tell you that in England we have Washing Powder and Fabric Softener call TWILIGHT SENSATIONS . Of course I buy it so that my husband smells like Edward - I am 47 - is this wrong? I hope not !!

I went to see Avatar 3D Christmas Eve. about 15 minutes in, the movie stopped for about 10 minutes. in that 10 minutes, the group of people behind me started talking about "New Moon" and how they should have seen that instead. and that, that movie should have been 3D. i felt the same. MLIT

Today, my bf thought it would be romantic to climb through my bedroom window. I pushed him back out because he's not Edward. MLIT

Yesterday, my two friends and I decided it would be fun to go see Santa at our local mall, when we got there, I asked him for Edward Cullen. Make it happen Santa, make it happen. MLIT.

Today in biology class, we were watching a video about bears. When it talked about the grizzly bear after hibernation, I immediately thought of Emmett. I was waiting for him to show up and attack it. MLIT

Today, someone asked what color the stone topaz was, and without even being asked directly, I blurted out, "A golden, smoldering gem." and got a round of looks. MLIT.

Today, while playing "Paper Mario" (yes, I am a girl btw) I got to the part where you get Yoshi. The video game then proceeded to ask for name for it. What did I name it? EDWARD

In chemistry class I cuddled a cold water beaker. It felt like I was holding on to Edward the whole time. MLIT.

My mom is Team Jacob, I'm Team Edward. Her ringtone for me is Emily saying, So youre the vampire girl, mine for her is Bella saying, So youre the wolf girl. MLIF

Today I saw a MLIT post talking about the Cullens in the phone book and street signs with the character names, so what do I do? I grab our phone book and guess what? There is an Edward Cullen that lives in the next town over!! I wonder how many phone calls THAT poor guy gets?? MLIT

Today, my roomie and I were watching "World's Strictest Parents." The teenage boy said "My first thought after meeting [her] was 'She's too pale to be from Arizona.'" We looked at each other and immediately started laughing, finishing the boy's words with "Maybe that's why they kicked her out." MLIT

Today while I was filling my car up with gas I saw that the truck waiting behind mine was exactly the one Bella owns. It gets weirder. At the pump next to mine was a silver volvo. I was very tempted to see if Bella and Edward were meeting up but I decided against it. MLIT

Today in English, we got a list of poets to do a project on. First one? William CULLEN Bryant. He was 17 when he wrote his most famous poem. Hey Sara, what poet are you doing your project on? Uh, I think the answer is very clear. MLIT.

A week ago I was returning to my car after school, I was fumbling with my keys. A thought came to mind wondering if I dropped them will Edward snatch them up before they enter the muddy puddle? They dropped. No sign of a beautiful hand. They hit. I cried. I sobbed. I slipped. Still no Edward.

Today, my best friend and I were fighting over who was hotter; Edward or Jacob (I was going for Edward, obviously). We'd been at it for about 15 minutes when my Biology teacher walked past and muttered under her breath to my friend, "Naive pup..." Best. Teacher. Ever. MLIT

On vacation, about halfway through I realized we were driving a Volvo, and was extremely disapointed that we hadn't rented a silver one. My mom almost hit two cars, because I'd screamed when I saw: "Honk 4 Edward" and "Caution: I drive like a Cullen" on the back of someones car. MLIT :D

Today, I had to make the decision between going to my senior prom or meeting Peter Facinelli and getting a picture with him/his autograph. Dr. Carlisle Cullen, you win. MLIT.

Today I typed in mystery google "Is Edward Cullen real?" and the song "Don't stop believing" came up! HOW WEIRD! MLIT